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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,013 comments

I hate casual players... Only true gamers have the honor of being called a gamer. Now the requirements foe being a true gamer are, use a decent gaming platform, (*cough*PC*cough*) and game actual games that are not the same crappy game with only different box art and title. Pretty simple to follow for a memeber of the master race:)

Sorry if you got offended but you deserved it:D also I'm sort of joking....

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kubli
kubli - - 1,934 comments

Well I don't have a decent gaming PC sooo... am I casual? :P

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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica - - 2,755 comments

So...
I'm one of these people who like fiddling with .ini files and whatnot to get the most of games, I make research before getting anything (both components and games included), and have a high performance desktop PC I put together myself, plus I keep it running on top condition.
Yet my goal when gaming is anything but competitive gaming, it's just something much simpler for me: Entertainment. I mean, they're called videoGAMES for something, right?
Thing is now I'm curious about what the heck I'd be. I'm no hardcore gamer but I'm don't feel that casual either.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

I'm currently writing the lore for C&C: Reichsmarsch mod but right now I have no games installed on my PC (because it crashes all the time & I'm sick of re-installing my games over and over again...), so what does that make me?

Oh and btw this is from the manga The World God Only Knows (of course the dialog are changed)... but the protagonist in that manga is a hardcore gamer... as in, he plays a lot of dating sims (what the f--k are those?).
Yes, I got the info from TvTropes...

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

You're writing the lore for C&C: Reichsmarsch?

Need a beta? Pleassssssse?

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

PM CoLT for that.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

I want to beta-read your story, not beta-test the game.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

Same answer, we (the team working on C&C: Reichsmarsch) are not allow to pre-release our work, since we all agreed to an Non-Disclosure Agreement.

You can try to join the team however...

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

@Rocket-Banana:

Same here, and I know exactly what we are...

HARDCASUAL.

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

*Checks to see if this is still the humor group.*

Yep. All of you need to take the debates somewhere else.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

We are on the internet, there are no neutral grounds...

Let me start another "internet tough guy style debate" for you here...

"u r just butthurt cause u got no witty dialog to counter mah awesomeness."

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde - - 416 comments

YOUR FACE IS BUTTHURT!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

LOL YOU'RE*

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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica - - 2,755 comments

Lol actually his use of 'your' was correct.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

Yes guys, let strangers teach you your own language...

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Baron Brosephus
Baron Brosephus - - 2,010 comments

FAIL

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CheesyDeveloper
CheesyDeveloper - - 1,554 comments

Yeah dude, "You are face is butthurt" sounds really logical

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Being someone who doesn't have the ability to approach girls, if a girl approached me, I would neglect everything else "Sorry bro, you're too heavy to lift from the steep cliff, I guess you're on your own"

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Baron Brosephus
Baron Brosephus - - 2,010 comments

*bro fist*

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