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ATOMICKIWI
ATOMICKIWI - - 4,115 comments

wise man...and he doesent get bored quickly

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Knez
Knez - - 1,416 comments

The wise man will never EVER read Terms & Conditions

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,741 comments

He will make a good lawyer...

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Boda
Boda - - 1,371 comments

Does that mean that lawyers make good burglars?

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

Of course! How did you think they got rich?

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta - - 5,828 comments

If 13 Dwarves and a wizard showed up at your house uninvited, telling tales of dragons, ancient kingdoms, and unfathomable treasures and told you that you could have 14% of the reclaimed gold, would you not read the contract and see what the catch was?

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Boda
Boda - - 1,371 comments

No, I would immediately realise that me along with 13 dwarves and a wizard with absolutely no plan have almost zero chance of defeating the same dragon whole army of full armed dwarves couldn't defeat...

...especially if the wizard has a habit of suddenly leaving because he has something better to do...

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