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then I rolled down a hill
into a pack of starving crazed weasels
so I ran, until I got attacked by a mountain lion
so I jumped in the water, and was attacked by a crocodile
so I tried to swim farther away until I found myself in the ocean and was bitten by a shark
I play too much Far Cry 3
At least you are playing it :(
And then I got shot fifty times by pirates and PMCs.
Had to save my friends from an insane psychopath and his evil boss
Nice one MattmanDude, LOL xD
And then a Zebra appeared! (Never played Far Cry 3, this is a Far Cry 2 reference)
And you then swerved to hit it with your Jeep undoubtedly. :P
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...
then I rolled down a hill
...
into a pack of starving crazed weasels
...
so I ran, until I got attacked by a mountain lion
...
so I jumped in the water, and was attacked by a crocodile
...
so I tried to swim farther away until I found myself in the ocean and was bitten by a shark
...
I play too much Far Cry 3
At least you are playing it :(
...
And then I got shot fifty times by pirates and PMCs.
...
Had to save my friends from an insane psychopath and his evil boss
Nice one MattmanDude, LOL xD
And then a Zebra appeared! (Never played Far Cry 3, this is a Far Cry 2 reference)
And you then swerved to hit it with your Jeep undoubtedly. :P