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ATOMICKIWI
ATOMICKIWI - - 4,115 comments

whats with this banna fetish lately?

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler - - 1,053 comments

not sure what you mean, this is the first one i've seen.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO MAKE A MESS LIKE THAT?!? NO FEELING OF GUILT FOR THOSE WHO WILL SLIP ON THE BLOOD?!?

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

yeah why couldn't he just hang himself. there's less of a mess that way:P (actually now I'm curios what would be the least "messy" way to die? get burned, hanged, drown, jump of a high place, etc.)

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

My guess for the least messy way would be to try to hitchhike on a highway that's known to pass through the middle of nowhere (must be of a forested area with lots of wildlife of all sizes) and accept all rides, regardless of how shady it looks...

... and after the serial murder threw out your dead corpus the wildlife will take care of the rest...

... don't ask where I got the idea from.

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

"regardless of how shady it looks" lol! But don't you think some psychopath would make quite a mess if they were killing you? Also don't worry I won't ask where you got that idea from, even though I'm so very curious.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

Remember: no evidence implies no mess to clean up.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Low self-esteem: keeping the gene pool clean for thousands of years.

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ComradeWinston Author
ComradeWinston - - 1,822 comments

On the contrary, self-esteem seems to what's wrong with the planet.

No one invades a country they don't think they can control, among other things. Do you think the people who are part of the prestigious 'I Killed A Prominent Peaceful Figure' list had low self-esteem?

This planet could use a serious drop in the self-esteem department if you ask me.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Good point.

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Neon-Ghost
Neon-Ghost - - 1,605 comments

I feel you banana-kin.

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