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Bitch im the best pretender there is....PLEASE!! Put my head back on my body!!! It was a mistake on my part! I BEG THEE!!
'Tis but a flesh wound
The Black Knight always triumphs! HAVE AT YOU!
Tis but a scratch!
Oh yes, I am the great Pretender Pretending that I'm doing well. I seem to be, what I am not, you see I am wearing my heart like a clown Pretending that you're still around!
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Bitch im the best pretender there is....PLEASE!! Put my head back on my body!!! It was a mistake on my part! I BEG THEE!!
'Tis but a flesh wound
The Black Knight always triumphs! HAVE AT YOU!
Tis but a scratch!
Oh yes, I am the great Pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well.
I seem to be, what I am not, you see
I am wearing my heart like a clown
Pretending that you're still around!