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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

Sorry, but he's the protagonist, therefore logic and reason doesn't at this point.

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Jack__Sparrow
Jack__Sparrow - - 620 comments

Well when you put it that way.
This got me thinking how may NPC's have I killed in all those games?

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MasterJason
MasterJason - - 854 comments

Let see in fallout Nv during my 3 play through they said i killed about 353 not counting animals or my other play troughs.

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Cirmisekiz
Cirmisekiz - - 391 comments

In my strategy games at least 500,000 have died under my command. Nothing like the people who killed 1,000,000 in a single game.

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

What of games like Sins of a Solar Empire ...
millions if not billions per planet, plus the enemy vessels they constantly churn out.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

Let the bodies hit the floor...

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,013 comments

considering enemies, friendlies, animals, innocents, and workers, I think I slaughtered millions upon millions of nicely textured models. oh now I'm sad:( that AC3 prevented me from assassinating civilians, skyrim didn't let me kill everyone, and The Witcher didn't let me kill people that weren't enemies:(

P.S. I'm NOT a psychopath!! I just enjoy killing models....

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

I play C&C Generals Zero Hour without the superweapon limit...

... I think I beat you in terms of [virtual] body count.

(usually I like to drop a (few) nuke(s) on my own troops)

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

*cue maniacal laughter*
Launch the scuds
*cue more laughter*

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

*sends +200 red guards at the scud (which is guarded by 20 toxin tractors) in an desperate attempt to capture the building before the missiles go off...

Let the bodies hit the floor...

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,013 comments

Unfortunately I didn't play C&C generals zero hour:( also in RTS games I tend to avoid friendly fire, since troops are just too expensive to waste, and I'm cheap, especially while gaming. However in fps and rpg games I don't care who dies as long as that NPC is of no further use to me:)

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Aralvar
Aralvar - - 752 comments

I don't equate killing armed thugs who are trying to kill me to killing innocents, but that's just me.

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Tymathee
Tymathee - - 313 comments

Because i just wanted to kill you and you sacrificed all your men to me you prick.

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