1: My brother's cat loves me (she'll ignore my brother "and he owns her" to come over to me "I don't own any animal")
2: She's much more mature than the cat-girl on that picture.
3: I don't even share my food with my brothers or sister, I'm known to bite people who try to touch my food.
4: Hard.
5: Pat her on the head.
6: Eat my food.
7: Decide if having intercourse with her would still be considered ***********.
8: Decide it would, as long as she thinks like an animal.
9: Teach her how to be a human (hire somebody to teach her the stuff i don't want too.
10: Fall in love with her.
11: Become a decent human-being. (still doing that one regardless if it happens or not)
12: Marry Her.
13: Have 3 Kids, 1 boy and 2 girls.
14: Live a good long life with my Wife and Kids.
15: Realize what i just thought up of, Cry because it'll probably never happen.
Would it still be considered bestiality? cus that'd be totally wrong, like doing it with a retarded kid
i guess i'd have to recognize some sort of sentience in her first. teach her to be human.
well if they turned into a human, it depends on how old their human form looks. but yeah, i don't wanna get involved in any bestiality pedophile combos xD
Slap the bitch. No one touches my food.
While this comment is disgusting and hateful towards female-catpeople I still found myself slightly amused, I feel bad now.
1: My brother's cat loves me (she'll ignore my brother "and he owns her" to come over to me "I don't own any animal")
2: She's much more mature than the cat-girl on that picture.
3: I don't even share my food with my brothers or sister, I'm known to bite people who try to touch my food.
4: Hard.
5: Pat her on the head.
6: Eat my food.
7: Decide if having intercourse with her would still be considered ***********.
8: Decide it would, as long as she thinks like an animal.
9: Teach her how to be a human (hire somebody to teach her the stuff i don't want too.
10: Fall in love with her.
11: Become a decent human-being. (still doing that one regardless if it happens or not)
12: Marry Her.
13: Have 3 Kids, 1 boy and 2 girls.
14: Live a good long life with my Wife and Kids.
15: Realize what i just thought up of, Cry because it'll probably never happen.
maybe one day well find a way to rip holes to other worlds were cat girls exist, one day, one day
you never know... it can happen one day
And when that day comes, we will invade their world and take many slaves :3
Kick her out, she's still a cat.
The only difference is she'll cost more to keep around.
I'd eat her as a punishment, if you know what i mean :)
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Eat the pussy? If you know what I mean?
If i only had one....
how if my cat is (was?) a male?
Then I will say that you have a problem...
nah, not really a problem.
either way, refer to jasperz0r first reply above.
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Would it still be considered bestiality? cus that'd be totally wrong, like doing it with a retarded kid
i guess i'd have to recognize some sort of sentience in her first. teach her to be human.
Since cats don't get too old either, many reach maturity by the age of 5, would it also be considered pedophilia?
well if they turned into a human, it depends on how old their human form looks. but yeah, i don't wanna get involved in any bestiality pedophile combos xD
My god, Kark-Jocke. What have you done??? XD
Mah cat haz turned into un GIRL?!
DREAMS DO COME TRUE!?!
*uncontrolled happy tears*
Hey, HANDS OFF THE TOASTER STRUDELS!