You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years… Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare! Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!

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By the creators of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed, the acclaimed superhard platformer 'You Still Won't Make It' is now available for preorder on Desura!

Posted by ugriffin on Aug 13th, 2013

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We're happy to announce YSWMI will be finally arriving on Desura! The acclaimed superhard platformer is now available for preorder, for PC and Mac, for only USD $4.99!


By the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed, a platformer game designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years, all for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop!

Featuring 50 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder: jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare!

Don't take our word for it, though. Here's what some members of the press had to say about YSWMI:

“You Still Won’t Make It is the kind of indie game you’re going to hate while you fall in love with it.”
 -JayIsGames

“Everything about this game… I know I keep saying it… it has a really really decent atmosphere, they’ve really thought of everything…”
  -GMNewsBite

“This house of death is kitted out with giant fans to float along, spikes laid down on every possible surface and collapsing platforms hovering above them, so it’s very likely you’re going to die…a lot.”
 -IndieStatik

So, if you've been waiting to buy YSWMI on Desura, now's your chance! Preorder today!

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Vetra Games
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