You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years… Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare! Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!
We're happy to announce that we've listed YSWMI on Steam's Greenlight. Please vote for us and help get YSWMI on Steam!
Existing Desura and Humble customers, would, of course, get a free Steam key should the game be Greenlighted and put for sale on Steam. So please, help us out and help put You Still Won't Make It on Steam!
And, of course, if you haven't bought the game yet, be sure to buy it now!
Latest tweets from @vetragames
Feb 13 2014, 8:31pm
For everyone who is having issues with the gamepad on Linux, we'll write a tutorial later in the day detailing on how to get it to work. :)
Feb 10 2014, 7:40pm
Feb 10 2014, 6:39pm
@ubuntuaddicted Hey, not sure but I'll ask around and get back to you. :)
Feb 10 2014, 12:00am
Hey guys, please help us get YSWMI on Steam by voting for us on Greenlight! Your help is greatly appreciated. :) T.co
Nov 11 2013, 2:04pm
Thinking of buying YSWMI? Buy today and save at the 7 Days of Horror @Desura Halloween Sale!
Oct 29 2013, 12:16pm
We're happy to announce that You Still Won't Make It, Update 1 is now available for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Get it from our website! :D
Oct 21 2013, 6:30pm
We're happy to announce that You Still Won't Make It is now available on the Mac App Store! Get it while it's warm! T.co
Sep 20 2013, 4:47pm
Sep 13 2013, 8:44am