You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years… Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare! Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!

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0 comments by ugriffin on Nov 11th, 2013

We're happy to announce that we've listed YSWMI on Steam's Greenlight. Please vote for us and help get YSWMI on Steam!

Existing Desura and Humble customers, would, of course, get a free Steam key should the game be Greenlighted and put for sale on Steam. So please, help us out and help put You Still Won't Make It on Steam!

And, of course, if you haven't bought the game yet, be sure to buy it now!

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melcator Dec 2 2013, 6:33pm says:

I just purchased this game on Indie Game Stand, and when I try and activate my key on Desura it tells me my key is expired.

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin Dec 2 2013, 9:26pm replied:

Hello melcator, thanks for buying YSWMI! We just talked to the Desura admins, and I believe the keys have now been fixed. So try yours again and if it doesn't work let us know! :)

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melcator Dec 2 2013, 10:27pm replied:

Key worked now, thanks.

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outofmyarse Sep 15 2013, 5:16am says:

Love this game, hopefully more content will soon come :)

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin Sep 18 2013, 12:37am replied:

Hey, we've just posted a new article which should be authorised soon by the Desura guys, detailing the new stuff we've got prepped for Update 1. It should hopefully become available really soon! :)

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outofmyarse Sep 19 2013, 2:10am replied:

Hey thanks for the update, really looking forward to update 1. You should put the game into Greenlight on Steam, I think it would do really well :)

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin Oct 19 2013, 1:51am replied:

Just a quick update... we just sent Update 1 to the Desura guys today and we're expecting it to be approved soon... it already has been for Linux!

As for Greenlight, it's something we do have planned, but we wanna polish the game even more via Update 2 before we attempt it. Thanks for your support! :D

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outofmyarse Oct 20 2013, 3:03am replied:

Thanks for the update, so looking forward to the update being pushed out. I'm a big fan of these types of platformers & what you're trying to do here....keep up the good work :)

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin Nov 10 2013, 9:32pm replied:

Hey... sorry to spam, but we're up on Greenlight now! We'd very much appreciate it if you could vote for us and spread the word. :)

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outofmyarse Nov 11 2013, 2:40am replied:

Excellent, glad you've made it onto Greenlight. I have up voted it for you and also commented a recommendation :)

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You Still Won't Make It
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