In 1867, ASB was founded by a mysterious criminal figure. It was a private corporation with its sole purpose being global domination. Its intentions were masked to the public by the legitimate packaging business it had as a front. Another mysterious figure, rich, powerful and clever enough to deduce that ASB was behind the recent crime wave, founded WEC, a corporation whose sole task was to prevent the ASB from achieving their goal. Since then, an invisible war was fought between these two private corporations. Over the years, WEC had been slowly disrupting the ASB's operations and preventing their plans from being materialised. After destroying most of the ASB's assets, WEC sent their best Agent to the heavily guarded ASB Base in order to destroy both it and what was left of the ASB once and for all.

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A Public Service Announcement from the ASB Director, regarding the importance of ASB's Lounge Department, and a recent security breach.

Posted by ProfessorSnake on Apr 24th, 2013

This is a Public Service Announcement from the ASB Director:
A private corporation as expansive as ASB ought to have ambitious goals regarding the diversity of its products. In our state-of-the-art lounge department, talented musicians strive to produce quality pieces of music that are to be used by the ASB employees who own one of the highly sought music player devices.

Ever since its being founded, the lounge department has had great positive effects towards our employees' productivity, and has helped with the overall aesthetics of our facilities.

Supervised by the ASB boxes, our hard-working musicians are constantly creating masterpieces.

In a recent, shocking turn of events, our agents have discovered that an infiltrator has been conducting corporate espionage under the cover of a keyboardist disguise.
The behaviour of the infiltrator was that of a regular ASB Musician, rendering him inconspicuous during his conducting surveillance. After ultimately being discovered, the infiltrator attempted to damage ASB's credibility and secrecy by publicly releasing some of our pieces of music on his Bandcamp Page.

Stereptypically fuzzy camera footage and eye-witness reports indicate that his appearance was similar to that of the infamous "Reptilian Professor", a notorious freelancer infiltrator. The ASB administration team and the Director urge all the ASB staff to remain alerted and report any suspicious activity to the nearest ASB Security Box.

Until next time, this is the ASB Director, signing off.

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ProfessorSnake Apr 25 2013, 11:54am says:

TL;DR version: The Private Infiltrator OST is now available on Bandcamp.

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ElBaron May 7 2013, 11:55am says:

// his appearance was similar to that of the infamous "Reptilian Professor", a notorious freelancer infiltrator. \\

I wish more developers(for Indie games) and community managers/moderators(for major titles) spent time and effort on writing news releases as fun as these.

The bit I quoted above is worth its weight in digi-gold, you sir have inspired me to get this game.

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