Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

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17 comments by feillyne on Mar 3rd, 2014

Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.


Disclaimer

GS is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

FAQ

Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.

Q: When is the release date?

A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!

Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly there will be no multiplayer, we are using NVIDIA PhysX and Apex for our in-game physics, which gives us amazing and realistic physics, but it would synchronise terribly in multiplayer. With multiplayer, we'd have to remove 90% of the physics, all destructible objects and a lot of our favorite features.

Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.

Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!

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Pre-orders

Want to experience the goat wonder before anyone else? Pre-order now at the official site of Goat Simulator and get access to the game three days before release.

Goat Simulator is currently being developed by Coffee Stain Studios, the makers of Sanctum and Sanctum 2.

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Apr 1, 2014 Full Version 5 comments

The first release. Only removes profanity in quest text at the moment.

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proxghostz3
proxghostz3 Sep 22 2014, 7:56pm says:

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Really liked the game please checkout my video on it:)

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diegotorres1234
diegotorres1234 Jun 17 2014, 4:23pm says:

where do i download it FOR FREE with no viruses ad craps

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erxer
erxer Sep 10 2014, 1:36pm replied:

go ******* get a job and buy it

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Kriegtooth
Kriegtooth Jun 9 2014, 11:49pm says:

Good game, but needs some mods. I want new stuff to run around and destroy!

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Mindora
Mindora May 12 2014, 8:04am says:

i think that it could be great to do the game on mac os x. But in fact it is just my oppinion so do what you want to do :)

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VolkodavGru9790
VolkodavGru9790 Apr 27 2014, 5:57pm says:

This game needs some mods.

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Guest
Guest Jun 9 2014, 3:32am replied:

yeah like Super jump and other goat mods

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nerdenfromsweden
nerdenfromsweden Apr 15 2014, 5:50am says:

native Linux support plz?

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Guest
Guest Apr 12 2014, 6:58pm says:

YUIO

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thedamian3333
thedamian3333 Apr 11 2014, 11:09am says:

Goatastic!!
this need moar mods

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Apr 7 2014, 11:20am by anders1319

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The next big free expansion for Goat Simulator, Patch 1.2, is coming in about a month! Content is still secret though! :DD

10hours 25mins ago

RT @Arminposts: AAA-devs dont want female protagonists because their target audience won't be able to @Coffee_Stain">relate.@Coffee_Stain has 1mil gamers …

Oct 17 2014, 5:17am

Big thanks to Wunder for uploading this 10/10 photorealistic fan art of Goat Simulator to the Steam Community page! T.co

Oct 16 2014, 9:49am

New localization patch for Goat Simulator iOS! быть козлом 是山羊 sein eine Ziege ヤギであること يكون الماعز être une chèvre Mi piace la pizza

Oct 10 2014, 10:41am

Autumn got you down? Pick up the cozy indie adventure A Story About My Uncle for 66% off on this rainy October day: T.co

Oct 9 2014, 5:03am

RT @Arminposts: this is my 101-guide to community management T.co

Oct 7 2014, 9:59am

RT @Arminposts: Player posts on Goat Simulator forums in capslock - our programmer answers him in capslock. I love @Coffee_Stain :D http://

Oct 6 2014, 7:37am

Looks like @tinyBuild added a guest star to their game Speedrunners! T.co T.co

Oct 2 2014, 9:14am

@harder_lane aware of the issue happening on some devices. Working on investigating and hopefully a future update will fix it!

Oct 1 2014, 3:37am

@holtopia you’ve goat it!

Oct 1 2014, 3:35am

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