Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music
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Britain mourns a monster – because he was a king. Richard III’s burial was absurd | Polly Toynbee T.co
Mar 28 2015, 11:12am
People shouldn't have to hustle online to get basic stuff paid for. I don't care what they're teaching you in your media studies class.
Mar 27 2015, 8:24pm
It was inevitable I suppose that last decade's exhortation for everybody to "be your own brand" becomes this decade's "be your own charity"
Mar 27 2015, 8:22pm
The future is looking more and more like b grade sci fi. Not even the good sci fi. The straight-to-video kind.
Mar 27 2015, 8:19pm
Hey people I've got this great crowdfunding concept you can fund schools and hospitals and infrastructure T.co it's rad
Mar 27 2015, 8:13pm
@ElizSimins I hope when the time comes this kid tells her mother to fuck right off
Mar 27 2015, 4:07pm
How about university research be crowd-funded? ..oh, really? that's happening? Best of luck in then, geomorphologists. you go dress sexy now
Mar 27 2015, 4:04pm
Queen sacks Australian government, hands the reigns to Malcolm Fraser. 2015 everyone is on my facebook feed giving the pair warm fuzzies.
Mar 26 2015, 7:56am
@louchiefox sorry - didn't realise it was funded by private charity. My bad.
Mar 26 2015, 7:45am
There's only way for a royal not to deserve being strung up: give up your title and your undemocratic parasitic privileges.
Mar 26 2015, 7:44am