Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music

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@edclef @v21 @KissaKolme damn so George didn't just post a photo of his rock hard abs?

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....and "your balls: squeezed like this"

12hours 38mins ago

To do: take photo of self standing at lectern gesturing at powerpoint. Then photoshop different versions of the slide eg "My dick: this big"

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On the way home from the supermarket with my financiers I had an idea and I'm now experiencing feature creep.

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RT @sarahkendzior: My min wage article being shared among fast food workers via print-out, b/c workers lack internet. Had same experience i…

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Note facetiousness of previous tweet.

12hours 57mins ago

Why do I not have a profile picture of myself expounding from a lecturn/in front of a powerpoint presentation, with one hand raised? Why????

12hours 58mins ago

@v21 I do hope it satisfied all your prerequisites.

13hours 1min ago

Friends stop torturing me w/ talk of home-made hot x buns and braised goat etc. I'll crack & end up with face in pack of financiers again

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@fastramdesign @caraellison i get impression face-to-face demoing is pretty much the only chance i'd have at getting coverage in some cases

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Myzer Dec 11 2013, 6:39am says:

It sounds so awesome lol !

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SengiGames Aug 11 2013, 4:34am says:

Alright, I laughed loud when read the title, nice move :D

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HeavyMetalNuts Jul 19 2013, 12:25pm says:

cheap drunk just about sums up this game

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