Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music
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Question: how do kids cope with games that have in-game currency/an economy to grasp? Does the maths put them off/exclude them?
Jan 26 2015, 6:39pm
Oh god this is stomach turningly bad what is wrong with you people
Jan 23 2015, 8:30am
I should stop making the mistake of agreeing to go have "japanese" food in France. Ugh.
Jan 23 2015, 8:28am
Oh I just looked closely at that t-shirt and realised it's deliberately fucked up. i.e. wrong characters. I was thinking of the use of fluro
Jan 21 2015, 7:16pm
This was clearly not designed by someone who remembers the 90s: T.co Spot the anachronism.
Jan 21 2015, 6:47pm
SF is "world's first zero-waste city by 2020? Sure. Walk down the street and its clear it cares more about trash than its homeless citizens
Jan 21 2015, 3:49pm
He had nice hair and abs though. As well as incredible accidental foresight.
Jan 20 2015, 10:56am
Just recalling when guy I was seeing long time ago told me the music I was making on a Moog modular was shit & sounded like a video game...
Jan 20 2015, 10:55am
David Hicks is innocent; meanwhile those people who colluded to fabricate a bullshit reason to invade Iraq and made big $$ out of it? Guilty
Jan 20 2015, 10:48am
omfg just saying it's my birthday soon "Moog goes back to the future with re-issues of classic synthesisers" T.co
Jan 20 2015, 10:43am