Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music
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Come on, internet. Help me out with this question so I can get to sleep! Anyone used a game service platform to do schedulednotifications?
6hours 12mins ago
Does anyone know if a f2p service like @GameSparksLtd can schedule (ie delayed) notifications? Or one has to run one's own server for that?
6hours 16mins ago
Can't sleep due to wondering about scheduling mobile push notifications.
6hours 19mins ago
Coined new term today: "perky aggressive". #startupculture
6hours 20mins ago
Hello London and Londoners. I'm very tired and I'm going to bed.
Aug 29 2014, 5:38pm
Oh wow I just discovered porn music radio and it's amazing T.co
Aug 29 2014, 4:51pm
@Vectorpark nah, don't want 4chan coming along and slut-shaming my character sprites
Aug 28 2014, 2:53pm
Hmmm... you know you have a collision/animation bug when your character sprites start appearing to have sex with one another.
Aug 28 2014, 2:31pm
RT @tkingdoll: If you can't work out what's problematic about guessing gender, replace it with race. See?
Aug 28 2014, 10:36am
@HonestWilliam "with my wang" is what I'm hearing at the end of that tweet. Yet another indie developer using his sexuality to get favours!
Aug 28 2014, 9:22am