Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music
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@TinaMPurcell but I could be working instead and channeling the stress into getting stuff done
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@paniq I usually do I Dunno.
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I with I had some sort of Viking seer fortune teller person to lick the hand of and get spiritual guidance re this question.
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Can't decide whether to go to Cornwall or not, where I'll likely spend the whole time stressing about working I'm not getting done.
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@Daniel_Joseph nice: "If only the Palestinians had revolted in April. Then everyone would be supporting this Arab Spring"
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@jurieongames e.g. like me making a song about my (genuine) rage in the yoghurt aisle in Aus supermarkets. I'm part of the silliness of it.
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