Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music
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May 20 2015, 6:56pm
@stillgray Sounds like a psychological issue to me. You have basketball player's block, for sure. I'd seek advice on tumblr if I were you.
May 20 2015, 6:48pm
@stillgray I'm a catwalk model and film director. I'm not able to exercise either of those professions, but do you have any advice for me?
May 20 2015, 6:44pm
@KommanderKlobb you shd do a series of these games-as-puns, spark reddit debate (rl games? or just puns?!), leading to whole new game genre
May 20 2015, 3:00pm
Academia full of young men posturing w/ pseudish nonsense? Games full of young men posturing w/ anti-intellectualism? Check. Fine line...
May 19 2015, 6:54pm
This DiGRA presentations v. g__gate stuff is extremely entertaining. Basically academics should never speak to normal people and vice versa.
May 19 2015, 6:48pm
@Harvey1966 I suspect those dastardly Australians...
May 18 2015, 3:34pm
Neighbour and I just called the fire brigade. Thankfully firefighters have sexy outfits in France; additionally, building not burning down
May 10 2015, 7:28pm
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May 2 2015, 8:07am