Alone in the Park delivers a slow-paced, low-octane blend of text and graphical adventure gameplay that will have you fully reclined on your chaise longue. Play as a rather misanthropic gamer who finds herself lured away from her computer to embark upon a real world quest: finding hidden treasure in a National Park. Annoyingly, doing this requires her to locate and reassemble pieces of a treasure map. And instead of being populated with cool creatures like giant vampire squid bats or something, the park's forests, lakes and mountains are home to the lamest NPCs imaginable. This treasure had better be fucking legendary. Alone in the Park features: - Around 4 hours of gameplay - A map to travel around around with, and a clear, visual way to interact with characters and items (no conversation trees) - Geographical puzzles and classic adventure game style quests - An idiosyncratic tone of humour and narrative voice - Satirical music
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@michelmcbride yeah actually good point. I feel like inner fun really can change lives, save world
8hours 26mins ago
Of course, as woman, the game dev conference talk I really ought to do would be called "Look At My Hair. Go On, Look"
8hours 26mins ago
Also would love to do a conference talk entitled "I'm That Guy Who Made That Game and Here's How You Can Too"
8hours 27mins ago
I would very much like to give a satirical game design conference talk on my concept of "inner fun". Just preparing the slides wd be joyous
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@Harvey1966 people will be like "I survived an anal probe from a UFO!" and we will finally have to believe them
8hours 55mins ago
@Harvey1966 that lobbyist will be dining out on that story for the rest of his/her life "haha that time I got weaponised drones legalised"
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I'm rather surprised that no Kickstarter campaigns seem to be offering sets of steak knives as rewards.
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