To Bill Brasky! Thread

Bill Brasky. He's a 10 foot-tall beast-man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

(either post an old bill brasky, or make up a new one, it's all in good fun.)

what the hell? what is this and how do i make up one?

Bill Brasky. He's a queer, and I killed him.

i guess i missed something

>:(

LOOKS LIKE I GOT TO GET YOU MAGGOTS STARTED.

So one day I'm sitting in an airport bar with a bunch of guys discussing the exploits of that 10 foot, 2 ton sumbitch when some guy, wanders over and says "Are you guys talking about Billy Brasky?" Well, we just all sit there in shock cause everyone knows you don't call Bill Brasky Billy. Sure enough, Bill Brasky appears as if out of thin air and says "The name's BILL Brasky" He then rips out the man's vocal cords and hangs him with them. We all stood and cheered.

Edited by: ImTheDarkcyde

So I was standing off to the side, staring at Bill Brasky. Now, usually I'm not afraid of people, but this guy was pretty damn big, so my knees were a'knocking and my head a'shaking. I was waiting to see what happened next when a happy ole puppy dog came bounding in, laughing in gay glee, serenating his song of joy. Well, mean ole Bill Grasky grabbed that dog by the gruff of its neck and threw that sweet little puppy through the four-story window.

Poor old Lassie.

On the way down the dog fell on an old man and killed him. We laughted. Then bill Brasky thought we were laughing at him so he started to go after us we stood there in fear as he came closed we got more scared. We all started to run and threw our fat friend Bob as bait so we can get away. Bill fucked up bob bad.

bojan.... no.. just.... no..

its not a continuing story, its a bunch of random anecdotes

What the fuck is this? O_O

If its another one of those things that result in me locking it, then it will result in me locking it.

Edited by: frosty-theaussie

what the hell are you talking about

We caught up with Bob a few weeks later. He was pregnant. That ol' rascal Bill Brasky. He was going to have to marry him now.

This is the most pointelss thing ever. There is enuff crapola around here as it is.