The Poem Thread Thread

Ok, here's how it works, I give the first line, someone replies with the second line etc.
Rules are:
-Every other line must rhyme, so line 1 must rhyme with line 3, line 2 must rhyme with line 4 etc.
-Each line must relate in some way to the previous line
-Lines cannot contain more than 10 words (comments may be made in brackets at the end of your reply)
-No spam is allowed/Each reply must contain a line which follows the above rules
-After every 6 lines start a new verse that doesn't rhyme with the previous one but is related to it in some way

I think that is pretty much all that needs to be said, so here is the first line:

As INtense! sat upon his moddb throne,

- Edited By A_Llama On Thu 8th, Apr 2004 @ 7:36:02am

version 2 suddenly was done

Suddenly it was hacked by INtense's evil clone!

(One thing i forgot, after every 6 lines we'll need to start a new verse. Keep it related, but it don't make it rhyme with previous stuff)