The operations at the toilet Thread

How do you operate in the toilet? Are you shy and put a lot paper into the toilet before the defecation? Are you ashamed of the smells? Do you run to the toilet to fart?
Do you dare to do your thing in public toilets? How long you can hold it? Do you urinate to the water or to the sides to make less noise?

When I have to use a public toilet, I usually put some paper on the seat, because they're usually very dirty.

I only put paper into the toilet when I have some diarrhea(usually after eating very much candy), it's like shooting the mixture of water and excrement with a machinegun(ass gets very wet and dirty). Once I put a newspaper to the toilet, because I had to give a sample of my excrement to some doctors, so they can see if I had salmonella or not.

Urinating to the water is fun, I've thinked of recording the sound, because it's just amazing sound. But my microphone cord is too short.

It seems that many people are very ashamed of going to public toilets to do stuff. Especially when there's other people waiting for their turn to go in. Going to girl/boy friend's toilet is really scary for many people. At least this is how people are in Finland.

wha why... theres no way we can have a serious talk bout toilets... i say move this to general bantler

I swore 40oz made this topic a long long time ago

He says he takes 50 minute shites

wtf... is this what the Forums @ moddb have come to?? potty humor?? Wewt! Heck yeah... its better than Halo 2 and Half-Life 2

Maybe it sounds fun, but it's quite serious issue. Some people tells that they're holding the defecation for weeks, just because they don't dare to shit in some weird place. Of course it depends a little what you eat, how long you can hold it.

When I was younger I could hold it for couple weeks without even noticing, actually I wasn't even holding it. Maybe I had slower metabolism back then. Sometimes my big brother had to get some wooden stick to unstuck the toilet of the excessive amount of excrement.

dehhh constepation can be bad

shumo154 wrote: dehhh constepation can be bad

I am the perfect example of that my shitting sometimes gets painful as hell :/

this is lame

Yea, everyone's too close minded to write more than just one line. Come on people, show some courage like

Edited by (in order): TwinBeast, TwinBeast

I can't believe someone started a thread to talk about what they do at the toilet. I go in there, I do nature's business, I wash my hands, and then I leave. It's as simple as that

Thanks for sharing you disgusting person

I hate public toilets, I go to go for a piss and if i hear someone out the door , or shuvling in the cubicle beside me, I can't piss

and I can't use the things on the side of the wall that everyone lines up against, way to uncomfortable

why .... do ... you .... need .... to .... know .... this

Somehow im guessing this represents what sort of person you are right ... or somthing

If anyones in the same toilet I cant pee or poo.

Stage fright?

I hate that

Cause another time , we were on a 3 hour bus trip, and we stopped half way for f00d

and i got into the toilet, but like 7 other guys were about in this SMALL toilet, and i just coulden't pee

eek!

You are all waaaaaaaay too worrying. Maybe you have self esteem problems?

DOn't ask me why it wont come out, I nearly shouted at my penis one time, i was fucking bursting, its just a mental thing :/

Once I was going to a movie theater, I also wanted to go for a piss before the movie. There was a very small toilet and I'm not used to those toilet thingies in men's rooms and there was big line after me waiting for their turn. It was really difficult, it felt like someone was just one step behind me and watching everything I do.

deathmedic3rd wrote: this is lame

I have to agree most indefinetly. What has this come to?

hmm 5 posts and one of ems here how sad is that... A stupid topic in cosmos thats what.... request lock or move

I just let it aaaaaall out. It natural, why be ashamed?

lol

Garglet wrote: It natural, why be ashamed?

Yea, but it's still really awkward if someone is watching.

If you're in the toilet doing your business. You have forgot to lock the door. Someone opens the door while you're in the middle of whatever you were doing there.

Hmm.. what if the public toilet rooms' toilets were just without doors and walls, so everyone could see everyone in the toilet room?

Since people have used to the privacy, they'll get ashamed and shocked when someone see them doing their business in the toilet. Even the person who see the other person doing stuff in the toilet gets ashamed and shocked.

And looks like many people feels it's sick and disgusting and people shouldn't go to the toilet. It's like eating, sick and disgusting.

But do you know why it is sick and disgusting?

beacause after the black plague and wot not hygiene became a big thing thus they kept it to little seperate areas instead of all into a bucket that got thrown onto the streets, then as more and more people beacame wealthy it became less a thing of hygiene and more a think of respect and dignity and thus became a part of modern society

I didn't mean people would start to do their stuff to the streets or some bucket.

I think it's just people are scared of someone seeing their little weener. But women, they don't have little weeners.

Which reminds me of one movie. In this movie a woman was lying on a comfortable chair and reading a book. She was almost naked and she was reading a book. Someone comes to talk to her, she lowers the book. People see she's not wearing a bra, but she wears panties.

I think that's just weird. If they showed her naked, then the movie would be restricted from people under 18? But 15 year olds are allowed to see tits which are much more visible than women genitals.
But weeners are allowed for 15 year olds. So what is the point of that then? They want 15 year olds to look at some naked men?

And what about public sauna? There would be a women's side and men's side or turns. That just enhances all kinds of perversions.

Well.. Humans are stupid weaklings. Went a bit off topic...

I held a crap for 3 days since I didn't want to:
a) Go the the toilet in the leaky Mongolian Grasslands bathroom
b) Didn't want to go on a squatter
c) I wasn't going to the toilet on that disgusting train toilet.
Of course I pissed in the toilets. I finally went at my chinese students house who had a normal toilet.