The most tedious mod on earth Thread

Since I can't work on any of the mods listed on my profile, i'll have to create a sideproject that i've never done before.

A mod so realistic, it's not fun, or interesting!

- You are armed with conventional weapons i.e. mp5
- hit location damage
- bleeding
- gun jamming
- gun reloading
- only 3 weapons at once
- gore features
- conventional enemies
- gunshots echo throughout level to add atmosphere in multiplayer (eek!)
- my voice (no more "HUAAAH" on jumping)
- 44k 16bit audio
- teamplay
- hostages, shoot em, be sad and depressed and you lose accuracy
- be pissed and you lose accuracy
- you cough alot
- can't respawn until buddies dead

what about sickness, if you go in to the water, you get a cold

I could do that. Or how about staying out in the rain for a few minutes, you catch a cold

Coughing and sneezing affects accuracy and health.

Oh, to really annoy us you could make the player trip, andslip on mud. Or fall on his face and lose health if he doens't clear a rock when he tries to jump on it.

Then because you slipped in mud you have to clean out you gun, cuz it's jammed, but it's too late the enemy is on you so pull out a grenade and pull the pin, and go to throw it and it slips out of your hand because of the mud and blow yourslef up.

... actually that sounds hilarious if I could just watch someone do that.

Good idea

It'll be like Postal 2 without the Postal.

Oh, there will be no medikits, you must press a key for a second to drop down to pick up an ammo clip, and yes you will have to empty your bladder at some point at a local portapotty, otherwise you will crap/pee yourself and enemies will have better knowledge of where you are by the smell. Kinda like Counter-Pee (that godawful idea from a year back) but with gameplay changes.

Also when you change guns occasionally you might drop the gun and have to pick it up again and reload it again.

Also if the enemy shoots you in the ass you can only crawl and cant crouch!

No muzzle flares, Crosshair, and horrible gun bobbing.

Heh, give the guys random cramps in their legs and arms so they fall over and can't get up for a few minutes...

Cramps for snipers staying prone for too long, wow, good idea

Ye, and lots of heavy breathing just when you lock onto the enemies head

Hahaha, this would be great! Don't forget gun cleaning, a la HL2 hype *me shudders

Also, if you're relieving yourself, maybe sometimes you could get it caught in your zipper and you'd lose like 75% health and start bleeding
And at random times you get an itchy back so your gun goes down and you scratch your back
And you can shoot yourself in the foot, therefore crippling you and probably killing you if you shoot when looking straight down.
And make it so you take damage when you are going too fast and running into a wall!

Hahaha, I love the idea about slipping in the mud! Also, make it so if you are running along a ledge, you might randomly slip off and fall to your death

are u all serious or joking.....i cant tell. but this seems imposible if u ask me

How about when you get hit you limp and you can have a sanity meter and like when it goes down you could have like a fly crawl across the screen and it could inverse your mouse and maybe it coul bring up the little options screen on the monitor. It would be cool check out Eternal Darkness (GC) for a some cool ideas on the sanity meter.

or or or or....

to make it realistic, you would have to make sure that people behave realistically to where they are shot... i would think it would be quite difficult to put someone down by shooting them in the hand, no matter how many times you do that... so if you pop a cap in someones hand, they can no longer use that hand, making them have to shoot one handed, which would drastically affect accuracy with rifles, but not nearly as much with a pistol, and you might have to pick a hand preferance (right-handed, leftie, etc) so if you get popped in ur dominant hand, your accuracy would go down even more than if the other hand was nailed... and after both hands got nailed, you would have to just go around and kick people (ala monty python and the holy grail) and also when u got pegged in the leg, you would have to drag it around, and fall over a whole bunch, and if u no longer had control of your arms, your only attack would be head butting people

Rofl *me loves it
Maybe add some pr0n, because ya know in the middle of a lull in war your guy gets bored. And why not beat it!
//me fades away singing MJ

or not... perhaps there could be some sort of corpse rummaging, so that you can eat that night...

To be realistic there should be no crosshair and you have to use ironsight, and while you are runnning the weapon should disappear, and then you would have to stop and the weapon woulkd appear again.

but you can shoot when its at your side...

i think people should shriek incredibly loudly, and make it sound painful whenever they are shot

... and have horribly long drawn out death animations.

with much thrashings, and if you dont actually get mortally wounded, but are unable to move, you just sit there until you die from loss of blood

But should be able to shoot while lying in the ground in horrible pain.

Heheheeh. /me steals a few ideas for hammy bob quake

u cant shoot if your arms are blown off... it could be like the black knight

"come back here ya pansy, ill bite yer kneecaps off!!!"

Uh, but that's been done a million times, it's simply not original anymore.

haha sounds brilliant
You better do this!