The Craziest Emails EVER!!!! Thread

I just recieved this email today and I am curious to see what you guys get. The typical email spam is boring but if you have a good one share with us!

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Hello our potential customer

We would like to introduce our new-born sites

www.carderplanet.org
www.mazafaka.cc
www.brandhost.ru
www.mazafaka.ru

where you can shop around most wanted and needed items in your life.
Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns, silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.

First of all, let's check our 3 top-selling items:
1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 "Gremlin" (upgraded analog of SS-16 "Strela") from our supplies in Kazakhstan. Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and you can have tons of fun launching your "Gremlin" with your buddies.
2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun "Tavor" 5.56" (upgraded analog of 7.65" "Uzi"), comes with 2 full clips of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.
3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
- a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
- a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
- a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
- a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
- a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid
You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun with your buddies. Buy more than 10 pieces of booby traps, and we upgrade C4 to C4+ for free.
(C4+ can not be detected in airports or any other areas).

Also we have our Dutch-based shop where you can buy some drugs to make your life more wonderful and funny. We have wide selection of Ganzha, Crack, both synthetic and natural Heroin.
And our prices are affordables for everyone.

If you want to buy anything from us, just visit our site, contact administrator and get full price-list. We accept all major credit cards, wire transfers and money orders.
Please ask for details if you want to use Western Union or Moneygram money transfers.

P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold only to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age verification before shipping.

You can also make an order by the phone:
973-442-3401 fax: 973-989-5535
973-590-5000 Fax: 973-590-5080

Edited by (in order): BlueWolf72, BlueWolf72

p3n1s enl4rg3m3nt!

Wow, what a great service. I do need to buy from them again sometime...

*aims a missle towards a random target in Afghanistan* Yay, I killed Osama! That didn't take much

ya thats a given...everyone gets the p3n1s enl4rg3m3nt email

not me. I have hotmail.

Actually, hotmail is the most common spam prone free email account around

Ah yes, but my MSN Hotmail account catches all of the junk mail and puts it into a seperate folder so I don't always have to wade through my mail to determine which is junk and which isn't. Of course, you must be careful, because there might be something put into the junk mail folder that isn't as it appears to be (like an order confirmation for a certain Halo 2 purchase...)

Yeh that Halo 2 confirmation thingy was sent to my junk mail. Though I NEVER empty my junk without looking.

I always look at my junk mail.
It appears the nigerian royal family really likes me.
EAT THIS YOU SUCKAS!

i got one from a girl who was saving money from college and wanted me to go to a virus site

but im way too smart for that.

I got one from some pr0n site about women trying to hump themselves with like M-16s and stuff and I was like wow... I smell an NRA lawsuit...

Did they pull the trigger?

LOUD orgasm for sure there

I really dont know... I am just confused by the fact that someone would want to put a firearm in any orifice, especially down there

guns and babes

the ultimate combo?
(and a magazine in farcry)

No spam for me.

*me stretches out and relaxes with personal private registered e-mail addy

I got one where the title reads "quality distance learning in your area" I mean honestly, that's the whole idea of distance learning, the fact that it happens in your 'area' in your house to be exact.

Don't have the email anymore, but one said I could marry my sister, brother or best friend. Or get ordained for $29.99.

tahts wacked rite there scm

*coming to a computer game near you!*

thats nuts

I get over 100 emails a day of pure and utter bullshit

If spam is really p*ssing you off, and you would like to see spammers get their own back, have a look at this website, these guys are hillarious

Waronspam.com

And this poor bastard got a 9 year prison sentence for spamming

Follow the link below if you would like to read the article

Edition.cnn.com

Edited by: Draken_Korin

Lol, what's really funny is when you get those "Re:" letters, as if you sent them something and they will returning them back, like digital photos or even saying that the person sending you the email is your mother. Funny, my mom's email doesn't consist of random numbers and letters with an obscure email provider

yeah I get them all the time from people like Jimmy Dawson... title is stuff like HOWS IT GOIN! and stuff

Reversescam.com

hehe thats awesome