Scorched EARTH chitter - post here! Thread

I wanna compile a couple files of phrases for the timeless classic Scorched Earth. I'm bored of the mundane default talk.cfg's, and I want something great.... post your phrases like this:

Attack (launches projectile):
U GONNA DIE MATE!!!!!11
IM GONNA SMOKE YOUR ASS, BLOKE

Killed (got killed somehow):
AWW BLOODY HELL!!!!!111

You can do more than one btw. I

azz0r r0x0rs
men arent for life, theyre for christmas
if you were this good looking would you hide1

ahh yes, scorched earth... such a brilliant game that one... turn it on max damage and let the explosions rain - i have not really played it however since worms hit the scene anyhow here is what i could think up:

Attack:
"suck my rocket"
"comon catch, my rocket!"
"I am gonna use your arse for connfetti"

Killed:
"ahhh crap, i knew I shoulda invested in armour"
"So thats why they say guns kill people"
"Lucky bastard"

this isn't another one of those shooter games is it?

it's better than artillery. it's a KICK ASS classic.

M@t wrote: this isn't another one of those shooter games is it?

it was like the game that inspired worms... basically exactly the same except you are in tanks, so obviously you cannot bounce around, and it aint so colorful. Prolly the main difference is that, prior to the round you have a limited amount of money with which to buy your weapons, hense adding a whole new tactical element. Great game, prolly one of the first i ever played for ages.

oh, the cannon game? i remember that.

And you could buy parachutes and petrol and stuff?

hehe quality

Combining the Lazyboy Guidance system with Leapfrog gives you the ability to blast the f*!ck out of any tank no matter what they have.

where can i get this game?

somewhere at classicgaming.com. sorry, don't know the url, but avoid Panzer General: Scorched Earth.

Search for Wendell Hicken Scorched Earth.

Qoutes Eh?

"If I smacked you like the smacktard you are, would I hold it against myself? Oh Heeeeell no."

Do not fucking bump old threads.

Especially ones that nobody cares about for over two years of it's existence

Edited by: leilei

Whoops, never mind then

Edited by: a_llama

Snap, all I saw was the "Oct 7" failed to see the year. My bad, don't burst a braincel.

Attack:
"Dude I think I just took out that deer!"
"HAHA I just shot and the weapon I was holding was all like PSHEEEWWWW it was awesome!"
"(random grunting/fat people noises)... SQUISHED!"

Killed:
"Aw man, I just deficated in my pants"

[edit] aw man mine were good too

Edited by: Hatel3reed

Attack:
"Oh, it goes that way round."

Killed:
"OMG Lag! 2 years of it!"

Try not to do it again

Edited by: jacksonj04

Oh holy hanna in a hand grenade Cheap I didn't see the Year date Plus I got here by following a link you posted recently. I didn't see the year marking just the day the last post was which was Oct 7th. Liked Scorched earth it was a good game so I thought I'd add my comment to it. What are you going to do now? Copy and Paste "this" post in your personal "Poeple I hate and will never stop to try to humilate because Rant rant rant ...." section and site? Yea, I know you got my IP address and prevented myself and anyone else that you don't like from expressing themselves by leaving a comment or two. All I got to say man is you really do fly off the handle at times from what I've seen at your site and how you react to me and other poeple you have some mutal "HATEMAIMPISSONBURNNAZIDEATHCAMP" feelings towards.

It was just a Qoute. Albiet a 2 yr old thread. But it was a link -you- posted. You don't want people posting at your old threads. Request that they be closed after you got what useful info from it, but don't go off on some childish JOO POSTED AT A MOLDY THREAD HOW D@93 J00!! Ok, thats enough about that. I think if cheapy is that dead set on not having anyone post here anymore it should be closed and moved. IMO.

leonardo - im telling you again: IGNORE him who cares about his site anyway?

Fuck it. You had a chance to elegantly drop this, you lost it.