More Fun Things To Do At... Thread

Not all are my ideas, but they're not plagarized from somewhere

IN THE ELEVATOR

1. (Try) Do do a large, space-taking dance on the way up or down. Try to do the Electric Slide!

2. Huddle in the corner in a ball saying just loud enough for people to hear you: I'm okay...I'm okay...these people are my friends (pretend to be horror-stricken and glance at people) then huddle back into a ball and start rocking back and forth, whimpering slightly.

3. Bring a large knife, preferably something with encrusted blood on it, (hack up some steak or something) and keep muttering "They'll never find me here...they'll never find me here" and keep doing that right in the middle of the mass of people.

4. Sing your most favorite annoying/offensive song you know! Make sure it's sing-song if annoying and lewd, gross, and vulgar if it's offensive!

5. Set up a blanket with a picnic basket in the corner of the elevator, and offer people food as they get on the elevator. When they decline say, "Okay, your loss." (Bring a large bottle of hard liqour for maximum effect.)

6. Have another large knife, but say particularly loudly: "I have a knife. Tis a very sharp knife indeed." (pause for a few seconds, then look to the person either right or left of you. Pick the one who looks the most frightened, then add) "I don't like you."

7. Stand next to the buttons, and ask people which floor they want. When they say, for example, 'Floor 5' just stand there. Then tell them, "I'm not your servant! Push the damn button yourself."

8. (variant of 7) Do above, but instead of making them push the buttons, push every single button between their floor and the one you're on, making them very unhappy (and late!) people.

9. Pick up the phone in the elevator, and if someone answers on the other line, say, "The elevator's stuck! I walked in and nothing happened!" When they tell you to push a floor button, start checking around on the floor of the elevator. Keep asking for elaboration and instructions as long as possible.

10. Walk into the elevator looking kind of weakly. If there's a woman in the house, a bit of unscented baby powder works great, because it makes you look pale. Shuffle onto the elevator looking pale and sickly, and proceed to cough and sneeze on everybody as much as you can. If you can fake well, act like you're about to throw up, but you were able to manage to choke it back down at the last second.

At the mall:

This is the king, and dwarfs all others, so I'll only post this one.

Purchase a security uniform from any costume shop, and put it on. Then get a fake plastic police badge. The kind that are 1.99 for two, but look realistic enough. Next, buy an officer's belt. Not the one with a holster, but the one with the holders for mace and pepper spray, and a nightstick. Next buy a shiny plastic nightstick, and holster it.

Go to the mall, and leer at people coming out of stores, and ask if you could take a look in their bag. When you do, look in there and laugh like it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. Then just walk off laughing like a loon. But, do it too much, and you could be arrested for loitering if you don't buy something.

oook .. thats umm ... different

i'm going to try #2 when i get a chance

For the Elevator Ones:

- Grin at someone in the elevator, then proudly annouce that you have new socks.

- Leave a briefcase in the corner of the elevator, then when someone comes in, ask if they can hear something ticking.

- Move a desk into the elevator, and when people enter ask if they have an appointment.

Got others, but not in the mood to remember them now.

rofl the socks one i shall do some time this week

6. Have another large knife, but say particularly loudly: "I have a knife. Tis a very sharp knife indeed." (pause for a few seconds, then look to the person either right or left of you. Pick the one who looks the most frightened, then add) "I don't like you."

I'm going to do this awesomity

My cousin's husband used to drag a couch into the elevator at college, and sit there the entire day, going up and down constantly, reading a newspaper.

Elevator:

-Grin at someone and say, "I just lowered my cholesterol today"

or

-Pull out your N-Gage and make really loud noises

(Okay, it was stolen, but they're both funny)

We once filled a lift with balloons through the roof access panel (do NOT do this at home or unless you SERIOUSLY know what you're doing with lifts) then waited until someone called it. The look on their face when the lift doors opened and a load of balloons rolled out was worth a mint.

Your weird jacksonj04. One day, I want to dress up like someone from he Middle East, and go to the airport and ask when the metal detectors are turned off.

don't forget to use liberal amounts on insta-tan.

ShortCutMan wrote: Your weird jacksonj04. One day, I want to dress up like someone from he Middle East, and go to the airport and ask when the metal detectors are turned off.

Just be prepared to be jumped by security guards and be thrown into a chair in a dark room with a table in front of you with a rifle on the wall. It gets interesting from there...

Then cast off your costume and say: 'Owdy! G'day, mates!

I'm going to combine #2 and the Socks one