Looking for a Support Technician Job.. Thread

Hi guys, I am a friendly android (Google Play) user with good grammar and a nice personality. I am currently looking for a Support Technician (Email Support) for an Android Development team. I will work for free, I have great grammar, active throughout the Google Play community, and I have past Support Technician history.

What will I bring to you're mobile development team?
~I will be online 24/7 to receive and answer emails, and I will work for free.

What experience do I have in email support?
~I was apart of the email support team for the game Roblox, I mostly received emails about issues & financial problems.

So I am a good candidate for you're team. I only have one request. If you use gmail, I have it on my computer & phone and I could answer questions more easily.

(More Information)
If I am gonna be a Support Technician, I will need to download all games from you're team, and if their paid games I know a way for me to download all of them with ease.

(When and Where you can contact me)
preston2400@gmail.com
Or
@V_Kpwnem (Twitter)

Send me a email or a shout out or direct message on twitter.
-I am available 24/7-

~Thanks

In the unlikely event that I receive an email you are more than welcome to respond for me. For now though I am really just looking for someone to pick up my dry cleaning and make coffee. Please give me a shout if you are available for this!

Its foe like games, like for example if the game has a glitch one of the users will send an support email instead of the developer going through 60 emails a day.