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BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ***** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone. If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!! -- Desura Contests Live! Twitter With Me?<!--Session data--> <!-- Top iFrame --> <!-- Bottom iFrame -->
LiMeY Brisbane, Queensland, Australia	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
LiMeY Brisbane, Queensland, Australia	- Edited By limey On Sun 19th, Sep 2004 @ 9:49:45pm -- 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	Ya ya you feel for it till the end LiMey! -- Desura Contests Live! Twitter With Me?<!--Session data--> <!-- Top iFrame --> <!-- Bottom iFrame -->
Karuto	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
Karuto	Ah, posting chain letters. What a weird thing to do. lol -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
chis Old man.	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
chis Old man.	CHAIN LETTER b&!!11 -- Nothing.
ChrisPage	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
ChrisPage	... and to think the idea is to reduce spam -- Mrgamedev.com
LiMeY Brisbane, Queensland, Australia	Sep 19 2004 Anchor
LiMeY Brisbane, Queensland, Australia	^^ It has a point ^^ -- 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'
Hatel3reed	Sep 20 2004 Anchor
Hatel3reed	DUDE I GOT ONE!!!! I WOKE UP WITH A FURBEH STANDING NEXT TO ME WATCHING ME SLEEP! AHHHHHHH --
PsychoBrat Bratticus Psychosis	Sep 20 2004 Anchor
PsychoBrat Bratticus Psychosis	Hatel3reed wrote: DUDE I GOT ONE!!!! I WOKE UP WITH A FURBEH STANDING NEXT TO ME WATCHING ME SLEEP! AHHHHHHH Ok, I don't want to alarm you, but you might want to check your underwear for furby-feathers... -- modDB▪GuyTypeThing Sanity is merely a temporary state on your way to achieving true madness
bart2o	Sep 20 2004 Anchor
bart2o	old but still funny -- last.fm
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	Sep 20 2004 Anchor
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	BlueWolf72 wrote: If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!! That was the funniest thing in the whole post. -- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 98% that is an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
Chewbacca modDB Wookie	Sep 20 2004 Anchor
Chewbacca modDB Wookie	I'm blonde! By the way I was thinking that it was a real thing. -- I AM CHEWBACCA, I AM FURRY YOU SEE, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST, LICK ME? I'd sooner kiss a wookie ! ---