I actually cracked up. Thread

Read DGMacphee's posts.

For the one who are internet paranoid, it's nothing disgusting.

- Edited By cheapalert On Tue 25th, Feb 2003 @ 2:28:42pm

You mean Oxidizing Material?

well, roflmao

well, um, it was... kinda

thats some good stuff

funny

is this thread ascually actually funny ? ? ?

i think its supposed to be

//me guess so

*me also guesses so

It was good, but the thread that that was based on was even funnier!

Creative use of safety procedure illustrations.

Im so confused, am I looking @ the thread its linking to, or the thread you linked to

In the thread Cheapie linked to, scroll down to DGMacphee's picture story.

THE ADVENTURES OF FACELESS MAN

Dr Joe Worthington is an average man (with no face), who has a beautiful wife (with no face) and a lovely daughter (with no face).

However, whenever Joe comes in contact with fish...

A powerful transformation occurs...

Joe becomes the superhero FACELESS MAN!!!

EPISODE 23: THE REVENGE OF THE MASK

JOE: What a quiet day at the office! No one seems to have been horribly injured today!

Meanwhile...

THE MASK: Mwhahahahah! I want to get revenge on FACELESS MAN, but how should I do it? Hmmm... Wait! I know!

THE MASK: I'll steal a uniform...

THE MASK: For a bio-waste centre...

THE MASK: And steal some chemicals!

THE MASK: I'll use these chemicals on FACELESS MAN...

THE MASK: And he'll grow an ugly face, thus reducing him to nothing!!

THE MASK: Mwhahahaha! But I'll need to get his attention somehow.

Meanwhile, as Joe was driving home...

JOE: Hmm. I won't take the bridge home today. It's always crowded at peak hour.

KA BOOM!!!

JOE: Oh no! Looks like trouble at the abandoned peanut factory. I'd better check it out!

JOE: OH NO! DANGEROUS POWER LINES!!!!

CAR: SCREEEEEEECH!!! (stop)

JOE: Whew! That was close! Now to find out where that explosion came from!

JOE: Hmm... The elevators seem to be out of order!

JOE: And these shelves appear empty!

JOE: Wait! What's this?! A door with an arrow pointing to it! That means I should enter this room!

JOE: GASP! There are explosives in this room!

JOE: And according to those clocks, they're going to explode!

KA BOOOOOMM!!!!!

JOE: I'd better hide!!!

JOE: ARRRRGHH!!! TOO LATE!!!

TO BE CONTINUED... (dum dum daaaaaah)

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HERO...

JOE: Damn! How am I going to get out from under here? Wait! I know...

JOE: I'll use my lightsaber! (VWOOOOOMP)

(VWOOM VWOOM VWOOM)

JOE: Whew! That was close! All that's left is dust! But who would be so dastardly to try and trap me with explosives in an abandoned warehouse?

THE MASK: Have a guess!

JOE: GASP! The Mask! If only I wasn't so weak, I could fight him...

THE MASK: You won't last long enough to fight, FACELESS MAN!! Eat deadly chemicals!! All I can say is... good-bio!!! (Har har! I made an evil joke!)

JOE: Damn... can't... breathe ... chemicals... making... me... talk... badly...

JOE: Skin... burning... Starting... to... grow... ugly... pink... eyes... Hey! What's that over there?

JOE: It's FISH!!! (In a peanut factory???)

JOE: I feel strong again!!!! In fact, I'm transforming into...

JOE: FACELESS MAN!!!!!!

THE MASK: Oh no! The chemicals have no effect now!

FACELESS MAN: That's right, Mask!! And I'm going to put an end to your evil deeds!

THE MASK: Oh yeah? How?

FACELESS MAN: By removing...

FACELESS MAN: This!!!!

THE MASK: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And so, FACELESS MAN brought The Mask to jail...

JOE: Now The Mask won't bother anyone ever again!
JOE'S WIFE: That's great honey!

JOE'S WIFE: Now let's all get wasted on downers!
JOE: Oh Laura!

Joe and his family laugh as the credits roll

THE END...

... or is it? (yes)

[edit] Added Part 2[/edit]

- Edited By cheapalert On Wed 26th, Feb 2003 @ 12:57:08pm

There's more below.

no there ain't.

You missed part 2? I'll just edit azz0r's post to merge the 2 together.

- Edited By cheapalert On Wed 26th, Feb 2003 @ 12:56:39pm

Kewl

Now it's all there.

Tis funny, not HA HA funny, mainly because it disses Jacko

lol?

NO NOT LOL LEAVE JACKO BE *cough*