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Mar 24 2005 Anchor | |
--Team America-- {in the Team America Hummer} {at Team America base} {at Kim Jong Il's place} {at different points in the movie} Spotswood: "It could be 9-11 times a thousand!" KJ: "It will be nine-eareven times 2,356." --Shrek 2-- --Risky Business-- |
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail King Arthur- What? English Castle Guard- You've got two coconuts and you're bangin em together! Where did you get those cocnuts? King Arthur- We found them! Look if we could please speak to your master! English Castle Guard- Found them? How did you find a subtropical fruit in a temperate climate. King Arthur- The swallow may fly north for the summer yet these are not strangers to our land English Castle Guard- Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate? King Arthur- Not at all! They could be carried! English Castle Guard- Carried? A Five ounce bird carry a one pound cocnut? King Arthur- They could grip it by the husk! English Castle Guard- Its not a matter of where they gripped it, it is just simple weight ratios. ... I could go on and on I nearly have that movie memorized. --
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I'll be back. |
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'Oh, if I only had a brain!' <-- Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality --
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
"lih who lih S-HER" -- Nothing. |
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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah, honestly ! Probably the best part of the whole film -- "I'm glad that Peter Jackson can hack and slash up orcs, elves, and pseudo-humans in Lord of the Rings, but a video game like Postal, that lets you piss on yourself, is somehow evil." |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | ||
Your Correct. |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
Grace - Debbie won the lottery. |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
LAUGH MY ASS OFF best movie ever ... I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary! We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison! Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care -- 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' |
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Oh man... I'm gonna have to post this one now. Samir Nagheenanajar - No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I just kick this piece of shit out the window! |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
Heeerrreesss Johnny! |
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Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that? |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
HAL-9000: Take a stress pill and sit down calmly. Terminator 3: "She'll be back" |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
-from monty pythons "And now for something completely different" man1 : Excuse me, miss? man2 : who you calling miss?! man1 : Oh, sorry, I have a cold. |
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Mar 25 2005 Anchor | |
I just did the exact same thing reading those quotes. LMAO.
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I have one realy funy one... well I thinnk it is funny anyways. Go F*** your self san Diago! --
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I'm Ron Burgundy? Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. And now for somethng completely different. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ickyickyickyboomshebangwano. She's turned me into a newt! Always look on the bright side of life. It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table. -And finally...- Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster. Edited by: Karuto -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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