Funnay IRC quotes Thread

Just tonight....

cheapy wrote:
<Cheapy> well, i'm gonna bed.
<Cheapy> goodnight #pcgamer
<[PCGirc]motionlotion> im lian li
<[PCGirc]motionlotion> cheapy no advertising please
<Malygris> Ncix.com
<Jovan> What did he advertise...?
<hydeph> ncix!
<hydeph> ahaha
<Jovan> ...

hahahah thats great!

...

One word 'Bash'.

2CoS2 wrote: ...

lol i dont think you got it !

I didn't get it either.

get what? there was something to get?

ok hes in #pcgamer he says goodnight #pcgamer and they say "cheapy no advertising please"

Not as funny as betting my dad $20 that he can't do a wheelie... and then see him fall off while trying to do a wheelie and seat stand. Can we say "CRUNCH"?

i get it but.. it was more like a 1 second at the time laugh.. not really a lets go share it days later.. truly a chuckle tho..

/me sniggers

the guy was pobably an op in a bunch of rooms,

or stupid.

mnost likely stupid :/

Bash.org

Rofls.

hehehheh lol

<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

That's a great source of funny things

lol omg

instant ninja porn? im there

<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?
<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N
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<Nookadum> Thanks.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)

Some time later.

* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo
<Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you!
<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.
<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)

ROFL.

edit: there are < BR > tags on the end of the each letter

- Edited By BartNowciu On Wed 21st, Apr 2004 @ 7:22:24pm

gottta love bash :o

blah wrote: t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

ROFl yes ive seen that one, haha

ahahaha.. funneh..

That website is how I've spent my ICT lessons for about a week.

I prefer bash.cx, it's smaller and has funnier quotes.

Here are a few from me:

me wrote:
<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penis

Bash.cx

That one's in the top 50, lol

me wrote:
<gorilla> yeah, you have to treat RAM like a 13 year old sex slave
<gorilla> you want to be firm, but not rough
<gorilla> apply pressure until fully inserted
<gorilla> and if you hear anything crack, you probably did some damage

Bash.cx

And some other random ones:

<LuminuS> Sniper everything you like = gay
<SniperGuy> I like you Lumi

<ASk> You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> oops wrong window

<Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased coathangers.

<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?