f00kin old people(grandmas,grandpas and shit) Thread

I was sittin in traffic today comin home from work when this
80 year old blue rinsed 4 foot women smashed into the back
of me.. Not only was the back of my car wrecked but i also
broke 2 fingers on my right hand and cracked my front tooth and had to get 3 stitchs in my upper lip

And you know what she said to the cops "oh he's a young man so that shouldnt hurt him too much "

And to top everything of i had to sit in a hospital waiting room for
two fuckin hours so that they could reset my fingers!!!

Even typin this was painful

Keep Old people of the roads!!!

I agree... and people who drive at half the speed limit because they think its 'safe'... idiots

old ppl cant drive... once ppl start getting to a certain age, they should have to be retested for their license

They are retested I think

Yeah, we always get stuck behind old people going 20 mph on a 50 mph road, and its just so damn annoying, especially if you need to get somewhere quickly.

And they think they are so much better than young people just because theyve been around longer....
I think its not a problem with them being old... but with their generation and the way they were brought up to be so stuck up

not stuckup, but paranoid!

same thing...or not

No, not.

And if you think it's "safe", think of an old man heading 35mph into a supermarket.

Hmm, interesting concept cheapy, I shall put it to test someday...

I drive like an old woman, but I bling bling so Its aight, dig.

bling bling? what!?

/me stabs azzor in the back with stupid white mans penis...

I know that "we need to have respect for the older people", but most of them really annoy me. For example, I was walking home from a party at the evening with my friends once so we were laughing and talking loud and screaming and shit, and then an old (about 70-80 years old) lady that walked past us said "You foolish teenagers, can't you be quiet so people can get some sleep at the time? It's pretty late, show some respect!" since it had been raining there was water on the ground so one of my friends jumped in it so the old lady got all wet, we were running (and laughing) like hell.

"You foolish teenagers, can't you be quiet so people can get some sleep... "

ahhahahahahhaha that cacked me up!
ahhahaha

sucks.

funny how if someone going slower than you is an idiot, but if they are going faster they are a maniac.

Blah wrote: I know that "we need to have respect for the older people", but most of them really annoy me. For example, I was walking home from a party at the evening with my friends once so we were laughing and talking loud and screaming and shit, and then an old (about 70-80 years old) lady that walked past us said "You foolish teenagers, can't you be quiet so people can get some sleep at the time? It's pretty late, show some respect!" since it had been raining there was water on the ground so one of my friends jumped in it so the old lady got all wet, we were running (and laughing) like hell.

LOL
umm mate that was a rather bad example.......

I was thinkin that myself really, but....

Well,

Once I was walking on the street and some old woman was walking there aswell, in the opposite direction to me... as the path was small there wasnt much room and as she walked past she shoved me right into the road, into the path of a car. This made me so angry, do they think just cos they are old that they have the right to shove other people into cars? dammit man, She couldlve said, excuse me, or something.. Stuck up cow.
Lucky I never got hit by the car. If it hadnt been an old person who did it I wouldve punched them in the face.

lol, sorry, i just got really annoyed at the time

lol, i hate angry old people, they are just mad because we are younger but them, little bastards

LMAO we should start a thread about old grandmas and how teens piss em off!
hahahaha just for the laughs

No, that'd make us look like idiots.

but it's funny as hell
i can picture you smilin/laughin right now,cheap
ahahahhahahahahaah

hmmmm it would be funny, but it would make us look like idiots too

No i'm not. My grandparents died of a heartattack. I wouldn't poke fun of the elders if I were any of you. You'll bite the torture of being old sometime in the future, as you all would seem to forget.

aren't we already
it's already here,the idiotic stories,IDIOTS!

CheapAlert wrote: No i'm not. My grandparents died of a heartattack. I wouldn't poke fun of the elders if I were any of you. You'll bite the torture of being old sometime in the future, as you all would seem to forget.

i wont live to my 40's i think,yeah most likely...im supposed ta be dead anyway