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BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	May 11 2005 Anchor
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	Silly But Funny Some of you might have heard this one before, but it's a good one Why did the chicken cross the road? SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication, we do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. KOFI ANAN We have yet to pass a resolution commissioning the identification of this animal and it is far too early to discuss any road. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MARY WHITEHOUSE In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? I don't remember a chicken SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? -- Desura Contests Live! Twitter With Me?<!--Session data--> <!-- Top iFrame --> <!-- Bottom iFrame -->
ImTheDarkcyde ¯\(º_o)/¯	May 11 2005 Anchor
ImTheDarkcyde ¯\(º_o)/¯	Budda First you must decide if the road wants to be crossed. -- The only worthwhile standalone on modDB. beyond the thunderdome
-hp-	May 11 2005 Anchor
-hp-	lol thats great stuff. when i first read it i thoguht it was one of those retarded answers. heres a bad one Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg? -- \|_( hp )¯\| p00nst3r
declinsion Wall Scibbler	May 11 2005 Anchor
declinsion Wall Scibbler	Hp-P00nst3r wrote: lol thats great stuff. when i first read it i thoguht it was one of those retarded answers. heres a bad one Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg? Your mum, or in the case of my friend, your mums. (Yes, it's what you're thinking.)
FrozenSoul80 ModDB Cheese Pirate™	May 11 2005 Anchor
FrozenSoul80 ModDB Cheese Pirate™	lol. Very funny. Do you have any more like that? -- There are no more original ideas. You just have to hope your ripoff is better than everyone elses. My DeviantArt
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	May 11 2005 Anchor
ShortCutMan ♥ Pure ♥ Bred ♥ Geek ♥	I like Einsteins answer. -- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 98% that is an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	May 11 2005 Anchor
BlueWolf72 Mod Till Ya Die	yes i post all the jokes i find or create in my own forums but this one that I found was funny for all so I had to share Bluewolf72.com -- Desura Contests Live! Twitter With Me?<!--Session data--> <!-- Top iFrame --> <!-- Bottom iFrame -->
Diablobasher PipBoy 2000 Champion of the Wastes	May 11 2005 Anchor
Diablobasher PipBoy 2000 Champion of the Wastes	George Bush (again) Chicken? i dont have time to talk about a chicken! Someone thre a grenade at me! -- OH NO! OUR SNACKS, RETREAT!!! And then my master flew to the moon, in a rocket of FLAMING CHEESE!! I LIKE CHEESE!!!!
Hatel3reed	May 11 2005 Anchor
Hatel3reed	Yeah I liked Colonel Sanders, Bill Gates, and Einsteins replies. --
TheRambo Hello.	May 11 2005 Anchor
TheRambo Hello.	i already knew them, but still they'r great -- OMG it's teh Raaaaammmbooo!!!
-hp-	May 11 2005 Anchor
-hp-	The bible one is the best. Next is Einstein -- \|_( hp )¯\| p00nst3r
Sticky I'm pretty awesome.	May 12 2005 Anchor
Sticky I'm pretty awesome.	Master Chief's Answer: More than likely it's a Covenant distraction. shoots
San-J ascetic aesthetic	May 12 2005 Anchor
San-J ascetic aesthetic	Haha, that's hilarious. Never heard it before, so I had the joy of reading it for the first time. Best ones: Martin Luther King, Freud, Einstein, and The Bible. Especially the Freud one Darkcydes Buddha one was pretty good too, though I don't know if that'd be what he'd say. I think it would be more along the lines of "To attain nirvana, one must let go of the chicken." [EDIT] Oh, and here is mine: Nietzsche: Battle not with chickens, lest you become a chicken. And should you stare at the chicken, it will stares back at you. [/EDIT] Edited by: San-J --