Asking for a day OFF :) Thread

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you're asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.
This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves 1 day available for work, and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!

that's just fu*ked man
it makes sense tho :scared:

actually in this day and age, that seems about right

which leaves 1 day available for work

that brings us to office space, how much actual work are you doing in that one day?

maybe 15 minutes

ImTheDarkcyde wrote:

which leaves 1 day available for work

that brings us to office space, how much actual work are you doing in that one day?

maybe 15 minutes

Hmmm, lets go smash the company printer.

Edited by: RatoN

I'm sure plenty of businesses going around doing that these days. I wish they were less lenient

Office Space was the shiznit

I work 15 hours a week

Hahaha that's great!

Pshaw, then you're hardly working. I work 30 hours a week next to school

I know, its only part time until I find a full time job

I work zero hours a week! oh oh what now! ^.^

i flip burgers at least 30 hours a week, and havnt taken a day off in more than 2 months

interestibg theory, but obviously flawed

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thats a copy of another theory that was madea thread about sick days off skool or something

Ahh, gotta love those things that use warped logic to make one's brain explode.

I'm pretty happy with my current work arrangements; I don't do much part time work during school term, but I work full time on most days during the holidays. Sure, its a bit of a sacrifice missing out on a lot of holidays but its less stressful for me overall.

my brain melted half way through that ...

, same here, where's the catch?

I've never been sick! ever! and thats the truth....

mayb ur 1 of those guys thats almost invinsible like in unbrakeable

Haha, if your smart enough to find out, its actually technically wrong.

Krycha wrote: O_o, same here, where's the catch?

Read it again!

They subtract things in ways that don't make any sense at all... like adding up all your sleeping time and removing the equivalent days. HabuH??? :/ :o

It works in some wierd and wacky ways but wat about over-time every1 does that at least once a year

i got dizzy reading it so i posted it

wow... you have alot of spare time lol your recent posts have been... less than normal, but cool

thanks....i mostly post in my forums but if i find a good one ill share