A poem for j00 Thread

Antidisestablishmentarianism - Also called, Discombobulation, or Grapenuts

I went out for a walk down Rub-a-dub Square,
bought me some Anthrax and a prostitute there.
Then with a-thundering
down came a-plundering
dorks from the Funder-bean Fair.
They ran with a quickness,
smelled of a thickness,
so much it tickled my nose hair.
I chased them so fastly,
following daftly,
that I did not even care.
So there.

Then once upon them,
I spied a red condom,
twas billowing with the soft wind.
It waved oh-so-gently,
and sparkled silently,
I noticed I had made a friend.
He yelled out obscenely,
and tackled me meanly,
it took all my strength to defend.
I kicked in his ball sack,
took all his fruit snacks,
and sent him a-rolling to France.
The day was still starting,
has someone been farting?
I've got a party in my pants.
Let's dance.

Now we continue
and find a new venue
where hot chicks can mud-wrestle nude.
I need some tight wet poon,
and a hot soup spoon,
to make all my wishes come true.
I know what that look means,
stop eating green beans,
and don't give me that attitude.
How rude!

Azz0r likes teabags and feeling on nutsacks,
I wouldn't be shocked if he's gay.
He acts sorta flirty, and has a pet birdie,
so maybe he likes it that way.
SpyR0's a spammer, PF has a h4|/||/|32,
and JD molested my cat.
BC's a negro, JD loves Satchmo,
and my dick is a two-fisted bat.
I hope Jackson dies soon, while under a full moon,
and Big Bird can feast on his bones.
Chewie has ass hair,
but don't think that I care,
I'm scared of his queer under-tones.
Cheapie's a gargoyle,
DP makes my blood boil,
and Fishbag's an |_|832 1337 []D||\\/|[]D.
SpyR0 can't spell shit,
PF has big man tits,
ShortCutMan pixels with GIMP.
Hammy-bob's wacko,
Azz0r likes Mike Jacko,
and INtense plays God with our heads.
SA's a smart-ass
and snaZZy's a fart ass,
while sugar plums dance in our heads.

OLD LADIES' TITS SAG
WORSHIP TEH FIGHBAG
FlyingcowFlyingcow

I love you all.

- Edited By 40ozFreak On Sat 22nd, Mar 2003 @ 3:16:27pm

sigh.... sad excuse for a word count boost, and to top it off it involves fishfag

why would you name a dragonfly fishfag again?

ME!?
a negro!
i am black, but not african

BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!

/me whips out teh h4mm3r

JD & BC - You are heartless bastards. I don't give a damn about my post count or word count, they're just statistics.

It's named Fishbag because ISGHBFA are the initials of the 40ozFreak guys who help keep this place running.

lol, i'm not on it

I coulda swore you were. Maybe I skipped over you since I saw Chewie, and teh names are similar. j00 are there.

- Edited By 40ozFreak On Sat 22nd, Mar 2003 @ 3:17:02pm

lol funy i gues its right im not a very g00d sepeller

Yes, you are a 4th grader after all.

(I had a 12.9 on KTEA's when I was in 5th grade)

no im in 5th grade not 4th

Same thing.

no 5th graders are smarter

And yet they still don't know calculus or know what's better for them

i know that cheap is bad 4 meh

on any given day, i would support cheapies gargoyles rather than a frigg'n dragonfly

uses cougar magnum™ on jade

haha, he has kevlar vest as well

JD why you hate Flyingcow so much? You're so mean. I don't love you anymore.

CheapAlert wrote: haha, he has kevlar vest as well

I got my ceramic plate on...along with my kevlar.

I HATE FISHFAG!

40ozFreak wrote: JD & BC - You are heartless bastards. I don't give a damn about my post count or word count, they're just statistics

you called me a negro, i am half negro, half jamacan

half african
half jamacan

- Edited By BaD-cOmPaNy On Sat 22nd, Mar 2003 @ 6:29:14pm

I'm half black, half african american, half negro, and half jamaiican.

It's so sad that you people keep calling him Fishfag, and that you feel so threatened by such a harmless creature such as this Flyingcow

40ozFreak wrote: Antidisestablishmentarianism - Also called, Discombobulation, or Grapenuts

I went out for a walk down Rub-a-dub Square,
bought me some Anthrax and a prostitute there.
Then with a-thundering
down came a-plundering
dorks from the Funder-bean Fair.
They ran with a quickness,
smelled of a thickness,
so much it tickled my nose hair.
I chased them so fastly,
following daftly,
that I did not even care.
So there.

Then once upon them,
I spied a red condom,
twas billowing with the soft wind.
It waved oh-so-gently,
and sparkled silently,
I noticed I had made a friend.
He yelled out obscenely,
and tackled me meanly,
it took all my strength to defend.
I kicked in his ball sack,
took all his fruit snacks,
and sent him a-rolling to France.
The day was still starting,
has someone been farting?
I've got a party in my pants.
Let's dance.

Now we continue
and find a new venue
where hot chicks can mud-wrestle nude.
I need some tight wet poon,
and a hot soup spoon,
to make all my wishes come true.
I know what that look means,
stop eating green beans,
and don't give me that attitude.
How rude!

Azz0r likes teabags and feeling on nutsacks,
I wouldn't be shocked if he's gay.
He acts sorta flirty, and has a pet birdie,
so maybe he likes it that way.
SpyR0's a spammer, PF has a h4|/||/|32,
and JD molested my cat.
BC's a negro, JD loves Satchmo,
and my dick is a two-fisted bat.
I hope Jackson dies soon, while under a full moon,
and Big Bird can feast on his bones.
Chewie has ass hair,
but don't think that I care,
I'm scared of his queer under-tones.
Cheapie's a gargoyle,
DP makes my blood boil,
and Fishbag's an |_|832 1337 []D||/|[]D.
SpyR0 can't spell shit,
PF has big man tits,
ShortCutMan pixels with GIMP.
Hammy-bob's wacko,
Azz0r likes Mike Jacko,
and INtense plays God with our heads.
SA's a smart-ass
and snaZZy's a fart ass,
while sugar plums dance in our heads.

OLD LADIES' TITS SAG
WORSHIP TEH FIGHBAG
FlyingcowFlyingcow

I love you all.

- Edited By 40ozFreak On Sat 22nd, Mar 2003 @ 3:16:27pm

- Edited By 40ozFreak On Sat 22nd, Mar 2003 @ 6:51:39pm

Delete this post.

- Edited By 40ozFreak On Sat 22nd, Mar 2003 @ 6:51:31pm

i wish i could.

Bah!

i like you sig!
how ya like mine?

big, but nice. You like my little pixel buttons?