Welcome to April 1st. Spring is in full swing and we a have a lot of news to cover today. We hope you are as excited about this update as we are. To move from worst news to best news, we will start with the loss of a developer.
Sadly, Eero was kicked off the team after we discovered his bratwurst fetish. This means that I, Eric, needed to step in as the 2D artist for the team. My latest work is this mock-up of the Load out screen:
On the flip side, we have some great news for you! After more than a year of working on the change over to Orange Box, you will finally get to play the new RnL soon. All of our Beta testers were executed by firing squad due to a failure in peace negotiations and therefore we will be releasing an open Beta test build to the public this month. Keep your eyes out for the release date. We really think you will love the new Wolfenstein approach that was taken.
Lastly, we are in the process of merging with a major video game company that has yet to be announced. Don't worry about any changes, though. After the Beta is released, there will be a delay as we fully integrate into the company. The following release will be a full game at $59.99. The team is overwhelmingly excited.
That is all we have for this update, stick around until the 15th for the mid-month Road to the Future. Also, before I finish this off, Happy April Fool's Day.
finally pogo sticks!
lol april fool!
I'm gonna rape people with those pogo sticks. I'm jump around like a badass soldier taking out Germans left and right with my pea shooter.
hitler with gatling guns for arms? me likey
I wanna kill Hitler on a pogo stick! :P
You might want to make an easter egg like that...
double gatling hands hitler
lol
I came EVERYWHERE!
I CAN'T WAIT! POGO STICKS!
WHAT THE **** DOES THIS MEAN:bratwurst fetish O.o
Bratwurst (pronounced Brart-verst) is a type of German sausage. En.wikipedia.org
LOL XD
wow! impressive update! hope to see more material like this in the future! great work!
You promised the spacehopper of doom. All I get is bloody pogo sticks.
Not Impressed. The festive hat does make up for it a bit though...
Unbelievable. You've come a long way.
About time someone added a holographic sight to the BAR. It often gets over-looked in the history books, but they had them.
No! This is all wrong! Wrong wrong wrong!
Nein! Das ist alles falsch! Falsch falsch falsch!
I don't know what's scarier.. an enemy with a pogo stick, or an enemy with no pants
Both at the same time.
HANS! At least put your pants back on before you start bouncing around!
Nein nein nein!
the game is going to cost something?
"Happy April Fool's Day."
Yeah yeah, its getting old.... :D
You're not supposed to put "Happy April Fools Day" in there!
Ah well. Nice article.
Ohhh you should SEE some of the comments we get if we didn't. Some people take this stuff seriously when they fail to realize the date. :]
We're still getting comments even though we DID put "April Fool's" on there.
Thats cool and all, but how bout a real update.
...that's nice.
With an attitude like that, you can wait.