Set in a fictional world version of the internet, our hero "Uni" must go on a journey to blast, slash, and shoot through the various districts and realms of the series of tubes. During his adventure, either everyone will parish or be spared, various groups will hate him, and his ending will either be good or bad.


  • Various levels based on websites, fictional places, and heavily modified real world locations
  • Weapons ranging from simple blades and guns, to combustible lemons and rancid Old Spice spray cans
  • Secret levels and alternate routes
  • A huge cast of characters with AI somewhat more advanced than the original Doom 1 and 2 games
  • Destructible objects and environments, and more blood and gore
  • Several endings, including a good and bad ending, based on who you kill or spare
  • Ladders, holstering, and kicking
  • Flipping the bird, giving a thumbs up or thumbs down, and doing the OK hand gesture
  • Boss battles that aren't just "shoot at it until it dies"
  • More complex puzzles and interactive objects
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You should realize that this is a joke, even if it isn't the best or the worst.

Also, not everything in this post is going to be in the first release.

Now with that out of the way, I'll have to explain this better.


Basically this means that you are an Albino Madness Combat grunt with a face instead of a cross.

Now Uni is a different man, not much is known about him, other than that he lived in a break room in a tunnel for several months, and was the main maintenance worker. After those several months, he snapped and ran like mad. And thus begins the story of Massacre 3D.


A lot of them, here are the places and websites recreated into areas or buildings.

The school of truth and the church of the wicked

Various parts of Heaven and Hell, the Hazbin Hotel and the I.M.P. HQ

Three trains and one bus

Hard Times prison, with a courtroom next-door (No Bulk Bogan unfortunately)

Infowars hideout and the White House

Cities of Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, and Tumblr

Youtube Poop and Newgrounds theaters, and the museum of art and memery

Furry, Anime, and MLP convention (YAY A SLAUGHTERMAP!!!)

Kiwi Farms and Encyclopedia Dramatica defense bases

Google and Bing subways

Facebook retirement home

4chan and 8chan districts

The abandoned Geocities, MySpace ghost town, and Something Awful ruins

Dead meme graveyard (cringe, I know, but just try killing the cringe if you must.)

Digital Dreamtime, the Matrix, and the caves of Autism

Kero's zoophilia cult, Bill Clinton's club, and the mall of EBay and Amazon

Madness Combat district and the city of Newgrounds

Cancel Culture HQ and Happy Green Park (When your children die, say "Damn it!")

The casino, the office, and the neighborhood

PETA's mad science lab, the BLM and ANTIFA ghetto, and the KKC/Ku Klux Camp

The trailer park, the small but vile town, and the five story apartment

The beach, the abandoned subway station, and the obligatory sewer tunnels


Many varieties of stereotypes, groups, fictional characters and various media freaks.

I'll Give you a list then, starting with those Celebs, Infamous Criminals, Internet Superstars, LOLcows, or just popular people that can either be killed or spared.

  • Maddox/George Ouzounian and Dick Masterson/Dax Herrera
  • Alex Jones and Ben Garrison
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Andrew Anglin
  • Based Spartan/John Turano
  • Kim Kardashian and Nicki Manaj
  • Amy Schumer and Ellen DeGeneres
  • Pewdiepie/Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
  • Christian Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
  • DarkSydePhil/DSP
  • James Rolfe/AVGN and Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic
  • Sargon of Akkad/Carl Benjamin
  • Rebecca Sugar and John Kricfalusi
  • Various CNN and Fox News Reporters, especially Tucker Carlson
  • Bill and Hillary Clinton (Bill is a pimp, while Hillary is in a boxing match with Trump)
  • Peter Scully and Kero the Wolf
  • Donald Trump and Joe Biden
  • Barack and Michelle Obama
  • Joe Ligotti/The Guy from Boston
  • Michael Rosen, Stuart Ashen/Ashens, and David Cameron
  • Reitanna Seishin, Luna Tiny/Anonymous Asexual, and Richard Kyanka/Lowtax
  • Super Minecraft Kid and SammyClassicSonicFan
  • Angry German Kid/Leopold Slikk/Norman Kochanowski
  • Christopher Poole/Moot and Hiroyuki Nishimura
  • Joshua Conner Moon/Null and Vordrak/Samuel Collingwood Smith
  • Vivziepop/Vivienne Medrano and Jazza/Josiah Brooks
  • Jeff Weise and Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze
  • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
  • Sophie Labelle/Assigned Male
  • Jim Sterling/James Stanton, Gabe Newell, and Tyler McVicker
  • Roger Stockburger and Big Man Tyrone
  • Matt Jolly/Krinkels (THIS ISN'T SPARTA!)
  • James Barkley/AnimatedJames the fart smeller
  • Ethan Oliver Ralph
  • YandereDev/Alex Mahan, Axel Gembe, John Carmack, and MattKC
  • Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian
  • Sewerslvt and Shadman
  • Graf Zahl/Christoph Oelckers (styled like a hanged Commander Keen)
  • Wilford Brimley, Joseph Hernandez/Joey's World Tour, and Nikocado Avocado
  • Amberlynn Reid and Chantal Sarault
  • Jerry Peet/Lily Orchard and Shmorky/David Kelly
  • Vaush/Ian Kochinski, Brianna Wu, and MovieBob/Robert Chipman
  • Keemstar, LeafyIsHere, and Idubbbz
  • Mutahar Anas/SomeOrdinaryGamers (insert Mudahard joke here)
  • That one angry homo kid and Payton S. Gendron
  • George Carlin, Bob Saget, and Adam Sandler
  • Danny the Tourettes Guy, Jack and Stephen Quire, and Dr. Phil
  • Shin Tae Il/Angry Korean Gamer
  • Michael Stevens/VSauce, Tom Scott, Super Dolan, and Shima Luan
  • Sam O'Nella, TheOdd1sOut, and Jaiden Animations
  • Mister Rogers (not killable, but kills Uni at the end to show who's really in charge)
  • Dream/Clayton Ray Huff, Skai Jackson, and Puppychan/Autumn Neville
  • Chad Warden/Anthony Pinto
  • Piropito/Nana825763
  • Aphex Twin, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber
  • Amy and Samy Bouzaglo
  • Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell
  • Gary Coleman and Wesley Willis
  • Joe Lieberman and Jack Thompson
  • Sir Mix-A-Lot and Kanye West
  • William Atchison/The Couch Cuck and Oddguy/EZPZ
  • Judge Judy, Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, and Deputy Jonathan Lyle
  • Bill Wurtz, Bill Nye, and Morgan Freeman
  • Natt Danelaw/The Angry Goy, Russell Greer, and Derek Savage
  • Steven Burns, Scott Cawthon, Lauren Faust, and Isabella Loretta Janke
  • Terry A. Davis, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Ken Silverman
  • Nick McTavish/The Myspace Kid and fps_doug/Joel Gardiner
  • Vladimir Putin, Sminem, and Nikita Sadkov/NashGold
  • Toby Fox, Phil Fish, Herald11 (F4 MONKEY PYRO), and the Redheaded Tumblrite
  • Civvie 11, Greasy Randy Pitchford, and John Romero
  • Nick Fuentes, Ben Shapiro, and Milo Yiannopoulos
  • Narcissa/Cosmo Wright, Mr. John Enter, Andrew Dobson, and EDP445
  • Jessi Slaughter and Gene Leonhardt/The Backtracer
  • Tom Fulp, ZeFrank, Coppercab, and PilotRedSun
  • Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, and George W. Bush
  • David Murray/The 8-Bit Guy, Logan and Jake Paul, and JayStation
  • Vince Desi, Mike Jaret, Weev, and Milo Stewart
  • CS188, Philip Dyer/3kliksphilip, Daniel White/Danooct1, and DNSL
  • Justin Kuritzkes, Billy Mays, Scatman John, Eminem, and Kurt Cobain
  • Michael Jackson, John Madden, Ian and Anthony from Smosh, and Fred Figglehorn
  • Kothism/Kothorix, Byuu/Near, Todd Howard, and Trent Reznor
  • Supernanny, Alan Becker, Internet Historian, and the Umbilical Brothers
  • Ricardo Milos, Bill O'Reilly, Bernie Sanders, and Conan O'Brien
  • Jake from State Farm, the Kazoo Kid, and the Bogdandoff Twins
  • Scumbag Steve, Bad Luck Brian, Boxxy, Momokun, and Rebecca Black
  • Anthony Fantano, Ethan Klein, Pruane2Forever, and Elon Musk
  • Jared Fogle, Charles Manson, Brenton Tarrant, and Adam Lanza
  • George Floyd (as a public display in a tomb with MLK Junior, Abraham Lincoln, and JFK)
  • Alex Bolton/I Hate Everything and Adam Johnston/YourMovieSucks
  • Alinity/Crazy Cat Abuser, Belle Delphine, Pokimane, WingsOfRedemption, and Boogie2988
  • Bill Cosby, Dennis Prager, and Susan Wojcicki
  • Filthy Frank, Joel and Vinny, and Gary Dell'Abate/Bababooey
  • BlueCatRiolu, Tokobakure, Angry-Signs, and other DeviantArtists
  • Eka and various other users of Eka's Portal/Aryion
  • Penn and Teller, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Jenner
  • Andrew Tate, and James and Robert Romine

There will be more to come around, but these are the main ones.

Now for the Stereotypes and Groups.

  • Hippies with Krokodil ready to inject you! (or bongs if you're lucky)
  • Snapchat and Instagram Thots
  • Tik Tok and Discord Zoomers
  • Edgelords that call the Satanic Bible "The Good Book"
  • Nerds, Geeks, Incels, and Femcels
  • Big Bad Blacks and Adidas wearing and CSGO playing Slavic Commies
  • Hindu scammers and nose picking Shekel Goblins
  • Whiny manchildren and Turbo-Nerds
  • Alt-Left SJWs, BLM rioters, and ANTIFA brats
  • Little shits who yell swear words at you all the time
  • 4chan jannies and Discord and Reddit moderators
  • Encyclopedia Dramatica, Kiwi Farms, and /pol/ cyber riot police
  • Furry Cultists who practice real life inflation and vore, with inflated kamikazes as well
  • Alt-Right cucks, Klansmen, and Neo-Nazis
  • Hobos, Teen Moms, Emo and Goth teens, and Gingers
  • Down Syndrome fools, Tards, and Redditors
  • ISIS and Al-Qaeda
  • Soyboys, Virgins, and Neckbeards
  • Fortnite dancing Zoomers and Discord groomers
  • Bronies, Pegasisters, Weeaboos, and K-Pop Stans
  • 4chinks and 8chinks
  • /pol/cucks and /b/rats
  • Trump supporters, Anti-SJWs, and Groypers
  • Liberals and Conservatives in general
  • Chinese Communists, Turkroaches, Mexicans, and Somalians
  • Millennials and Boomers
  • Posh Britbongs who fling tea into your general direction, Chavs, and fat blokes and cows
  • Pacifist Canadians and enraged Rednecks
  • MAPs, NOMAPs, and other kinds of Furries
  • NEETs, Autists, and Spergs
  • Transgender Communists and the LGBTQ community in general
  • PETA fanatics, JIDF shills, and Cancel Culture crybabies
  • Jewish and Neo-nazi ninjas/Ninjews and Ninzis
  • The Westboro Baptist Church and the Proud Boys
  • Priests and Nuns, Buddhist Monks, Rabbis, Imams, and Atheists
  • Rule34 Degenerates, Coomers, and Drug Addicts

And now for the fictional or acted characters and memes, just to please the biggest of turbo-nerds.

Hank, Peggy, Bobby, and Cotton Hill

Dale, Nancy, and Joseph Gribble

Bill Dauterive and Jimmy Wichard


Kahn, Minh, and Connie Souphanousinphone

Luanne Platter, John Redcorn, and Buck Strickland

Those damn Homestuck Trolls and Ponies

The Happy Merchant, the Sheeeit guy, and the Amerimutt

Soyjaks, NPCs, Wojaks, and Pepes ( >:| NOOO YOU CAN'T HATE THOSE FEELS REEEE!!!)

The CDI versions of Link and Zelda, along with Morshu and King Harkinian

Frisk (because he looks like a Chinaboy)

Caleb the tiny but mean bully (DUSTY OLD BONES! FULL OF GREEN DUST!)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Vaggie, and Alastor

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona

Katie Killjoy, Stolas, Octavia, and Verosika Mayday

Gigachad, Virgin, Chad Thundercock, Lester The Unlikely, and Johnny Bravo

The Twitter Bird Logo (though as a furry, sadly)

GoAnimate and 3DMM characters (those bullies won't ground me now...)

Orel and Clay Puppington, Ned Flanders, the Reverend Putty, and Sarvente from FNF

Beavis, Butthead, Coach Buzzcut, and Principle McVickers

Steven and Connie, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot

The Seinfeld bunch (no soup for them!)

Wayne and Garth

Reggie the femboy mouse and Cool Cat

Elsagate bootlegs and Sonic Recolors

James Sunderland, Simon Henriksson, and Eddie Dombrowski

Chin from Hong Kong 97, Trip and Grace from Facade, and the Cheetahmen

Notim Portant and Moonman(though he appears to have weakened, so that he can be killed)

Madness Combat grunts, Pivot stickpeople, and Gacha Life dorks

Pico and his friends, Eric Cartman, and Boyfriend and Girlfriend from FNF

Hatsune Miku, the 4 DDLC girls, and Riamu Yumemi

Baldi, Doctor Kawashima from the Brain Age series, and the Principal of the Thing

Fella the DeviantArt mascot and Ae-Tan

Sonic, Amy Rose, Tails, Shadow, and Rouge

Sonichu, Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, and Bartleby (Tamers12345 version)

Isabelle and Ankha, Among Us crewmates, Emojis, and Rage Comics

The Reddit mascot and Yotsuba Koiwai (thankfully you don't have to kill her though)

Tankmen SWAT, Salad Fingers, and the Smiley Faces of Idiocy

Half-Life Scientists, Tim and Moby from BrainPop, and Sheldon Cooper (BAZINGA!)

Dwight Schrute, Wallace and Gromit, Uncle Ruckus, and the Hungry Pumkin

Pikachu, Martha Lorraine, Mae and Bea, and Judy and Nick (PETA tortures all of these poor things)

Gizmo the Mogwai, Vortex the hellhound, Tom Trench, and KK Slider

The 3 Stooges and Pat and Mat the Czechoslovakian handymen

Various Original characters (donut steel!)

Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2, and Red from the NES Godzilla creepypasta

All kinds of anime characters and various angels and demons

Also there's Jesus, God, the Pope, the Buddha, Muhammad, and Satan.


Mainly melee weapons, though there are some guns.

Here, have another list!

  • Fists and the mighty foot, Beer Bottles, Krokodil Syringe
  • Knife, Box Cutter, Axe, Baton, Wooden Plank
  • Hammer, Sickle, Metal Pipe, Crowbar, Screwdriver
  • Pipe Wrench, Baseball Bat, Katana, Chainsaw
  • Shovel, Sledgehammer, Pitchfork, Frying Pan
  • Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Grenades
  • Rancid Old Spice spray can, Pepper Spray, and Taser
  • Combustible lemons, Basketball, and Soccer ball
  • Beretta, Desert Eagle, Glock, USP, and Revolver
  • Single and Double Barreled shotguns, along with a SPAS 12
  • UZI, MP5, AK47, M16, AR-15, and a Heavy Machine Gun
  • Sniper Rifle/Quickscope Thing, and an M1 Garand
  • Rocket and grenade launchers, and flamethrower
  • Normal, Swastika, and Star of David shurikens
  • Deadly fireworks that home in on their target
  • Michael Rosen's plum rifle and Ned's magical bible
  • Photos of Tails on a bench, an abstract Goatse, and the poster for "Hungry Bitches" that make enemies throw up and pass out
  • A combination of the lighter and spray can that functions as a short ranged but more powerful flamethrower
  • The powerful rods of glitches and memes
  • Shoop Wa Doop lazer cannon and blue gloves that can do all sorts of magic

Unfortunately, there is no dual wielding or iron sights, though the latter is rather meh anyways...

As for items, they're right down below!

  • Soul orbs:
  • Blue: Chuck Norris - +100 health boost, maxes out at 200
  • Red: Rocky Balboa - fists are much stronger for 30 seconds
  • Yellow: Usain Bolt - speed boost for 30 seconds
  • Green: Jeanne Louise Calment - invincibility for 30 seconds

  • Other items include:
  • Whole turkey: +50 health points
  • Gallon of regular milk, apple juice, and orange juice: +20 health points
  • Candies, snacks, sodas, and water bottles: +5 or +10 health points, though a Charleston Chew is +15 health points
  • Fruits and vegetables: +10, +15, +20, or even +25 health points
  • Fast and fat foods, whether McDonald's or not: can range from +5 to +30 health points
  • Coffee, diet and zero sugar sodas, tofu, soy milk, and bread: can range from +1 to +5 health points
  • Salmon, steak, and bacon and eggs: the first two give +30 health points, while the last one gives +15 health points

  • Medical kit: +50 health points
  • Normal and full armor: +100 and +200 armor points respectively
  • Protective boots: safe from damaging floors until the amount reaches 0
  • Protective suit: safe from swimming in nukage and acid until the amount reaches 0
  • Scuba gear: safe from drowning until the air amount reaches 0
  • Ultimate suit: safe from swimming in lava, nukage, acid, and drowning until the amount reaches 0
  • Jetpack: allows you to fly until the fuel amount reaches 0

That's it for now, see you all later, I suppose...

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I'm already hyped up for this!
can't wait for the demo!

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this looks interesting, hey let me know if you need any play testers

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quite... interesting looking mod, I'll be waiting for it

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The question was this inspired by the damage the sadistic butchering of humanity? also is their a way to be a playtester or something?

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UniMusuotankarep Creator

First of all, I would imagine that this game/standalone total conversion mod is more like a mixture of the visual style of Sharpshooter3D and the melee combat of Action Doom 2, while the other ideas are reminiscent of Grezzo 2, but for an English speaking audience. (Though it's mainly internet and politics based)

Also, there will be playtesters, but I will have to ask on this site, Doomworld, and some Discord servers as well. Although I won't give you the links to the servers, for now at least.

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If you need testers and maybe a yt video .tell me

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Good Luck

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UniMusuotankarep Creator

I'll really need that to be sure.

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This feels like something rws would make

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UniMusuotankarep Creator

I suppose so, hopefully at least one employee from RWS plays this standalone mod, either as a video or a livestream.

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Also, please ad a spas 12. I need to take out crowds of peta members and cancel culture crybabies with a spas 12.

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