Massacre 3D mod for Doom II

MASSACRE 3D: STORY AND STUFF

You should realize that this is a joke, even if it isn't the best or the worst.

Also, not everything in this post is going to be in the first release.

Now with that out of the way, I'll have to explain this better.

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YOU ARE UNI, BUT NOT AS A SELF-INSERT

Basically this means that you are an Albino Madness Combat grunt with a face instead of a cross.

Now Uni is a different man, not much is known about him, other than that he was a former myg0t user. He then decided to fuck the series of tubes all up for the lulz, and thus begins the story of Massacre 3D.

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WHAT LOCATIONS ARE AVAILABLE?

Starting out with just a few for now

1: The introduction, a part of the digital city where Uni currently resides, filled with all sorts of immigrants from around the internet.

2: The slums of degeneracy and cringe, another part of town that houses all sorts of weirdos, mainly ones that are from unpleasant communities, or ones with bizarre kinks.

3: The subway system, a train station level with three paths to choose, which take Uni to different levels.

4A: The apartment complex, after taking the train, Uni finds himself in an area with a five story apartment nearby.

4B: The college of truth, after going up the escalator and exiting the subway station, Uni encounters a place where all sorts of lies are being taught to the students, with the college having no firearms allowed.

4C: The obligatory sewer level, after hopping down inside a manhole, Uni explores the hideout of filthy and vile degenerates, who are even more disgusting than the ones in the slums.

5: The furry cult, the place where Kero conducts his plans to normalize furry fetishism, ban fursecution, and defeat PETA.

6: Happy green park, an open level with lush hills, some roadside attractions, and the park itself.

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WHO CAN YOU KILL OR SPARE?

Many varieties of stereotypes, groups, fictional characters and various media freaks.

I'll Give you a list then, starting with those Celebs, Infamous Criminals, Internet Superstars, LOLcows, or just popular people that can either be killed or spared.

• Maddox/George Ouzounian, MovieBob/Robert Chipman, and Vaush/Ian Kochinski
• Alex Jones and his prison bitch Tucker Carlson
• Oprah Winfrey, Joe Lieberman, Jack Thompson, and Dr. Phil
• Kim Kardashian and Nicki Manaj
• Rebecca Sugar and Vivziepop/Vivienne Medrano
• Christian Weston Chandler/Chris Chan and DarkSydePhil/DSP
• James Rolfe/AVGN and Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic
• Bill and Hillary Clinton (Bill is a pimp, while Hillary is in a boxing match with Trump)
• Peter Scully and Kero the Wolf
• Donald Trump and Joe Biden
• Joe Ligotti/The Guy from Boston
• Michael Rosen, Tom Scott, and Stuart Ashen/Ashens
• Reitanna Seishin, Luna Tiny/Anonymous Asexual, and Sophie Labelle/Assigned Male
• Super Minecraft Kid, the Angry German Kid, and the Angry Homo Kid
• Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze and James Barkley/AnimatedJames the fart smeller
• Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian
• Graf Zahl/Christoph Oelckers (styled like a hanged Commander Keen)
• Wilford Brimley and Nikocado Avocado
• Andrew Tate, Chad Warden, AIDS Skrillex, and Carl the Cuck
• Mutahar Anas/SomeOrdinaryGamers (insert Mudahard joke here)
• George Carlin and Adam Sandler
• Danny the Tourettes Guy, and Jack and Stephen Quire
• Michael Stevens/VSauce, Shima Luan and Danger Dolan
• Sam O'Nella, TheOdd1sOut, and Jaiden Animations
• Mister Rogers (not killable, but kills Uni at the end to show who's really in charge)
• Skai Jackson and Puppychan/Autumn Neville
• Piropito/Nana825763, Gordon Ramsay, and Natt Danelaw/The Angry Goy
• Sir Mix-A-Lot and Kanye West
• Judge Judy, Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, and Deputy Jonathan Lyle
• Bill Wurtz and Bill Nye
• Steven Burns and Isabella Loretta Janke
• The Xhale vape store clerk, Phil Fish, Herald11 (F4 MONKEY PYRO), and the Redheaded Tumblrite
• Greasy Randy Pitchford
• Nick Fuentes and Ethan Ralph
• JayStation, Andrew Dobson, Milo Stewart and EDP445
• Philip Dyer/3kliksphilip, Daniel White/Danooct1, and DNSL
• Kothism/Kothorix, Byuu/Near, Todd Howard, and Elon Musk
• Scumbag Steve, Bad Luck Brian, Boxxy, Momokun, and Rebecca Black
• Jared Fogle, Charles Manson, and William Atchison/The Couch Cuck
• George Floyd (as a public display in a tomb with MLK Junior, Abraham Lincoln, and JFK)
• Various users from DeviantArt and Aryion/Eka's Portal

There will be more to come around, but these are the main ones.

Now for the Stereotypes and Groups.

• Hippies with bongs ready to make you high! (or Krokodil if you're unlucky)
• Snapchat and Instagram Thots
• Zoomers, Millennials, and Boomers
• Edgelords that call the Satanic Bible "The Good Book"
• Nerds, Geeks, Incels, and Femcels
• Big Bad Blacks and Adidas wearing and CSGO playing Slavic Commies
• Hindu scammers and nose picking Shekel Goblins
• Alt-Left SJWs, BLM rioters, and ANTIFA brats
• 4chan jannies and Discord and Reddit moderators
• Encyclopedia Dramatica, Kiwi Farms, and /pol/ cyber riot police
• Furry Cultists who practice real life inflation and vore, with inflated kamikazes as well
• Alt-Right cucks, Klansmen, and Neo-Nazis
• Hobos, Teen Moms, Emo and Goth teens, and Gingers
• Down Syndrome fools, Tards, and Redditors
• Soyboys, Virgins, and Neckbeards
• Bronies, Pegasisters, Weeaboos, and K-Pop Stans
• 4chinks, /pol/cucks, and /b/rats
• Trump supporters, Anti-SJWs, and Groypers
• Chinese Communists, Turkroaches, Mexicans, and Somalians
• Posh Britbongs who fling tea into your general direction, Chavs, and fat blokes and cows
• Pacifist Canadians and enraged Rednecks
• MAPs and NOMAPs
• NEETs, Autists, and Spergs
• Stereotypes of the LGBTQ community
• PETA fanatics and Cancel Culture crybabies
• The Westboro Baptist Church and the Proud Boys
• Priests and Nuns, Buddhist Monks, Rabbis, Imams, and Atheists
• Degenerates, Coomers, and Drug Addicts

And now for the fictional or acted characters and memes, just to please the biggest of turbo-nerds.

Hank, Peggy, Bobby, and Cotton Hill

Dale, Nancy, and Joseph Gribble

Bill Dauterive and Jimmy Wichard

Boomhauer

Luanne Platter, John Redcorn, and Buck Strickland

Those damn Homestuck Trolls and Ponies

The Happy Merchant, the Sheeeit guy, and the Amerimutt

Soyjaks, NPCs, Wojaks, and Pepes ( >:| NOOO YOU CAN'T HATE THOSE FEELS REEEE!!!)

Frisk (because he looks like a Chinaboy)

Caleb the tiny but mean bully (DUSTY OLD BONES! FULL OF GREEN DUST!)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Vaggie, and Alastor

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona

Katie Killjoy, Stolas, Octavia, and Verosika Mayday

Gigachad, Virgin, Chad Thundercock, and Lester The Unlikely

GoAnimate and 3DMM characters (those bullies won't ground me now...)

Orel and Clay Puppington, Ned Flanders, the Reverend Putty, and Sarvente from FNF

Beavis, Butthead, Coach Buzzcut, and Principle McVickers

Steven and Connie, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot

The Seinfeld bunch (no soup for them!)

Reggie the femboy mouse and Konane the myg0t victim

Sonic Recolors and Simon Henriksson

Chin from Hong Kong 97, Trip and Grace from Facade, and the Cheetahmen

Notim Portant and Moonman(though he appears to have weakened, so that he can be sent back to his realm)

Madness Combat grunts and Stickpeople

Pico, Darnell, Nene, and Boyfriend and Girlfriend from FNF

Hatsune Miku and the 4 DDLC girls

Baldi and the Principal of the Thing

Sonic, Amy Rose, Tails, Shadow, and Rouge

Sonichu, Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, and Bartleby (Tamers12345 version)

Isabelle and Ankha, Among Us crewmates, Emojis, and Rage Comics

Tankmen SWAT, Salad Fingers, and the Smiley Faces of Idiocy

Half-Life Scientists and Tim and Moby from BrainPop

Various Original characters (donut steel!)

Also there's Jesus, God, the Pope, the Buddha, Muhammad, and Satan.

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WHAT WEAPONS AND ITEMS ARE AVAILABLE?

Mainly melee weapons, though there are some guns.

Here, have another list!

• Fists and the mighty foot, Beer Bottles, Krokodil Syringe
• Knife, Box Cutter, Axe, Baton, Wooden Plank
• Hammer, Sickle, Metal Pipe, Crowbar, Screwdriver
• Pipe Wrench, Baseball Bat, Katana, Chainsaw
• Shovel, Sledgehammer, Pitchfork, Frying Pan
• Fire Extinguisher, Molotov Cocktail, Grenades
• Rancid Old Spice spray can, Pepper Spray, and Taser
• Combustible lemons, Basketball, and Soccer ball
• Beretta, Desert Eagle, Glock, USP, and Revolver
• Single and Double Barreled shotguns, along with a SPAS 12 and an AA12
• UZI, MP5, AK47, M16, AR-15, and a Heavy Machine Gun
• Sniper Rifle/Quickscope Thing, and an M1 Garand
• Rocket and grenade launchers, and flamethrower
• Normal, Swastika, and Star of David shurikens
• Deadly fireworks that home in on their target
• Michael Rosen's plum rifle and Ned's magical bible
• Photos of Tails on a bench, an abstract Goatse, and the poster for "Hungry Bitches" that make enemies throw up and pass out
• A combination of the lighter and spray can that functions as a short ranged but more powerful flamethrower
• The powerful rods of glitches and memes
• Shoop Da Whoop lazer cannon and blue gloves that can do all sorts of magic

Unfortunately, there is no dual wielding or iron sights, though the latter is rather meh anyways...

As for items, they're right down below!

• Soul orbs:
• Blue: Chuck Norris - +100 health boost, maxes out at 200
• Red: Rocky Balboa - fists are much stronger for 30 seconds
• Yellow: Usain Bolt - speed boost for 30 seconds
• Green: Jeanne Louise Calment - invincibility for 30 seconds

• Other items include:
• Whole turkey: +50 health points
• Gallon of regular milk, apple juice, and orange juice: +20 health points
• Candies, snacks, sodas, and water bottles: +5 or +10 health points, though a Charleston Chew is +15 health points
• Fruits and vegetables: +10, +15, +20, or even +25 health points
• Fast and fat foods, whether McDonald's or not: can range from +5 to +30 health points
• Coffee, diet and zero sugar sodas, tofu, soy milk, and bread: can range from +1 to +5 health points
• Salmon, steak, and bacon and eggs: the first two give +30 health points, while the last one gives +15 health points

• Medical kit: +50 health points
• Normal and full armor: +100 and +200 armor points respectively
• Protective boots: safe from damaging floors until the amount reaches 0
• Protective suit: safe from swimming in nukage and acid until the amount reaches 0
• Scuba gear: safe from drowning until the air amount reaches 0
• Ultimate suit: safe from swimming in lava, nukage, acid, and drowning until the amount reaches 0
• Jetpack: allows you to fly until the fuel amount reaches 0

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That's it for now, see you all later, I suppose...