You were inept enough to be caught spying in the German heartland; as punishment, you will be tossed into Totenhaus and most likely murdered in short order. Unless you escape...
In the left corner, cue the currently reigning heavyweight champion, Escape from Totenhaus. WBA, IBF, WBO, IBO, ETC. Coached by the famous, one and only Laz Rojas. As the champ enters the ring, Eye of the Tiger playing in the background, he tells us a story about an Allied spy, found out and captured in Bavaria in 1943. He has been led to the infamous Totenhaus - House of Death, where particularly dangerous Allied captives go, never to return again. Can the rugged agent escape still? And now the fans cheer as our champ tosses his boxing robe - my God, look at that athletic body! So many new walls, some new enemies and sprites too, ten maps for the Third Encounter! Can anyone possibly hope to defeat this beast of a man? Surely not...
===CREDITS===
Laz Rojas.
And yet, in the right corner, we now have our contender, Escape from Totenhaus Special Edition, a breakthrough prospect coached by the famous, one and only Laz Rojas! As the boxers get ready to rumble, we should prepare ourselves for a long night as the two giants are certain to employ their full gamut of tricks and maneuvers to outplay the other one and oh my word that's an instant knockout. The champ can barely get back on his wobbly feet! SE wins! SE wins! Let's hear what our expert has to say on the matter:
"Good night, ladies and gentlemen! An astonishing resolution to what should have been an incredible fight, no doubt, but perhaps we should have seen it coming? To put it bluntly, Escape from Totenhaus SE is exactly what Escape from Totenhaus hoped to be, but more and better. More enemies, some entirely new, some replaced as to give an overall visual theme where everyone you fight is clad in black or grey; heck, even the dogs have the right fur colour. This contrasts finely with predominantly brown walls. Mapping is improved across the cards, overhauling everything, perfecting decoration and adding new areas. Still maybe too many enemies, but that's up to personal preference, is it not? And the sounds, have you heard the entire repertoire? Don't all those new female bosses sound almost... seductive? You know they do. The result was under our noses even before the fight started, we merely refused to acknowledge it. All hail the new champion!"
===CREDITS===
Laz Rojas.
All right, drone, your brief moment of entertainment is over. Back to dreary reality.
(if none of this makes any sense to you, don't worry; I don't understand any of it either)