Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe? Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE]. WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys. QUALITY NOT ASSURED

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TheRenegadist
TheRenegadist - - 2,087 comments

In order for this to be truly epic you need to have the song play as soon as that door opens.

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Secret_Coming
Secret_Coming - - 1,057 comments

or the entire thing is stopped and when you get to the control panel it stats moving and the music starts, them you have to run to the door because some monster is behind you

that would be truly epic

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Really really sick spins.