Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe? Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE]. WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys. QUALITY NOT ASSURED

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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,973 comments

Reload looks good.

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ubilλmbdλ
ubilλmbdλ - - 402 comments

LMAO! Yes it does!

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Astraxis - - 622 comments

"I would like to see man who can outsmart (one *******) bullet"

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ReezeTheVampire
ReezeTheVampire - - 3,930 comments

Really, this is a comedy mod that knows how to be genuinely funny.

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The latest weapon for CPK, a heavy machine gun, which Jim is able to hipfire.