Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe? Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE]. WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys. QUALITY NOT ASSURED

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Nautical Ninjas are looking for talented voice actors to help bring the characters of Car-poral Keys to life.

Car-poral Keys is a zany Half-Life 2 mod following the story of the protagonist, Jim, through his journey to find his stolen car keys. The insidious Jim's Neighbour attempts to stop him at every corner through his army of mini sidekicks. Traveling through the labyrinth of unnecessary dimensions in his basement, Jim's journey involves solving puzzles, talking to strange characters and shooting other strange characters.

No experience is required, all that is needed is a good quality microphone, your voice and the ability to record lines in less than a year.
The characters available are:
- The Haemogoblin: A monstrosity of a creature, a giant red blood cell with the face of a demon.

- The Screaming Fan: A man who just can't get enough of Jim and needs to jump all over him.

- The Fedora: a felt hat with a wide brim and indented crown. The typical crown height is 4.5 inches (11 cm). Only this one jumps at your head, reducing Jim to 1 health.

- Donald McRonald: Jim's Neighbour's secretary and wife. Like Ronald McDonald except more sociopathic.

- The Gorilla: A anthropomorphic gorilla that wears a 'Vote 1 Trump' cap and shoots at Jim with a super soaker.

To Apply

Send a PM to Rekurer on ModDB or an email to nauticalninjas@gmail.com with an attached wave/mp3 of your impression of a character or characters you would like to voice act. Base your impression only on the information in this job description and/or screenshots you find on the Car-poral Keys ModDB page: Moddb.com