May 16, 2000, New Mexico Desert. At 9:47 AM, Mountain Time, a disaster of unknown type has occurred at the Black Mesa Research Facility causing significant damage and failure to various power and communication systems in the surrounding areas. An immediate evacuation order has been issued for all residents within a 75 mile radius of the facility, and on-site military has been dispatched to provide assistance.
It's good to smile sometimes and release some pressure. Maybe more to come.
Special appearance by Freeman's Mind Freeman!
LOL!
Funny.
LEL!
oh really? Well hold my crowbar for a couple of seconds
"There was a time where the Vortigaunts cared nothing for the life of Miss Vance...where their only experience from humanity was a crowbar coming at them from down a steel corridor."