ACQUIRING LIVE FEED
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ALERT: PRIMARY ARRAY OFFLINE
RADIOLOGICAL SCANNERS POSITIVE
ALERT: RADIOLOGICAL CONTAINMENT SHIELD COMPROMISED
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ALERT: FULL SECTOR LOCKDOWN IN EFFECT
ALERT: SECONDARY ARRAY OFFLINE
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ALERT: TOPSIDE ARMORY SECURITY BYPASS DETECTED
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ALERT: CLEAR TOPSIDE MOTORPOOL FOR EMERGENCY MEDICAL HELICOPTER
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ALERT: RENEGADE FREEMAN SIGHTED IN TOPSIDE MOTORPOOL
ALERT: X-LAB PRIMARY REACTOR OFFLINE
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ALERT: POWER FAILURE IN CENCOM PRIMARY COMMUNICATIONS HUB
ALERT: POWER FAILURE IN CENCOM BAY 1 THROUGH 3
ALERT: EMERGENCY POWER ONLY IN CENCOM PRIMARY COMMUNICATIONS HUB
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ALERT: MANUAL REALIGNMENT REQUIRED TO COMPLETE UPLINK
SIGNAL HAS BEEN LOST
meh. I don't need backup. I just need a gun.
Go stand on the roof with the antenna so we can watch ******* Wimbledon!
ERROR I HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
"Do you think the rain fall might have something to do with the lost signal?"
"I couldn't venture to guess."