It's out! GET IT NOW! Heath Games' "Half-Rats: Parasomnia" for Half-Life.
-If you have any weird issues: enable "cl_lw" in the config.
-Read the "readmenow" text file or die by way of cat claws and teeth.
As I walk through the valley full of weird zombie clowns,
I take a look at this mod and realize what's going down.
'Cause I've been mappin' and hackin' so long,
That even my mama thinks that my health is gone.
But I ain't never dissed a mod that didn't deserve it,
Me be treated like a noob you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking,
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk.
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc...
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool.
I'm the kind of modder all the homies want to be like, on my ass every night gettin' tan in computer light.
Been spendin' most our lives devving HR's Paradise.
Why are we so blind to see that bottlenecks' solved so easily?