The "comicly unfocused" Keg Party Single and Multiplayer Mod for Half-Life 2 has now moved in to HL2Files.com hosting!
Here's the base storyline from the mod:
You wake up draped naked across a stack of kegs. You look around Its 3 am, 3 degrees and your in the middle of a field. Your name wanders past "Gordo?" that will have to do you rub your face on the grass up to a goal post and crawl up it using one hand and one frozen nipple, the other hand is of course preserving your modesty.
Off in the distance a party is raging, or is it just in your skull, maybe both. Several lights are dancing in the distance; you crawl towards them through the fog, using one of the kegs as a kind of rolling crutch.
You wander about in this fashion for what seems like hours and finally arrive at the other side of the field, where the music is almost making your ears bleed and the lights are almost making your eyes bleed and the gravel against your face is definitely making your forehead bleed. Rolling onto your back you catch a glimpse of your trousers, dangling from the end of a fishing rod, jammed in the innards of an upturned vehicle.
A glance to your left reveals a six-pack of Red bull, conveniently cooling your cheek. Sculling all of these allows you the clarity to knock over the rod and retrieve your pants. Wrestling them on first inside out and then back to front a feeling of loneliness starts to sink in. Where are your friends? What's going on? And who the hell is that on the side of that keg?
Can Gordo save the planet (again) from the Evil G-Man?
Do you have the balls for the job?
Check Your Sack - Christmas 2005
Along with the storyline, the team have also produced 3 concept art sketches of their weapons and 1 item.
They are in order: Don's Kebab, Kebab Launcher, Tequila Sunrise and Traffic Cone. Check them out HERE!
******' brilliant.
Shoiuld include a Yak-ometer which meausures the amount of brews u can still swig before you toss the ol' cookies.
Hell, it could be used as an attack!