Fashionably late, Payneful Productions present Polar Paradise - A Psychotic Action Parody for Max (freakin') Payne!
Set in the chilling backdrop of the North Pole, you play the role of Dinky, a polar bear who returns to his home on Christmas Eve to find his family have been kidnapped by Santa and forced to work in his evil Toy Factory. Enraged and with nothing to lose, Dinky heads out seeking vengeance!
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FEATURES
- Festive Christmas parody!
- Wacky new enemies – with new animations and OTT™ voice acting!
- 2 Large, colourful new levels filled with icy foes and an epic boss battle!
- Festive themed
toysweapons, including: – Snowballs! Mince-pie guns! Jingle Ball cannon! And the dreaded Christmas Turkey launcher!- NEW ‘FPS view’ mode lets you switch to first person for precision aiming!
- Bear Fu – Stranded on a desert iceberg for 4 years, Dinky taught himself martial arts – Northern Bear style.
- Polabunga – Crazy Snowboarding bonus level included for your entertainment – can you beat Maddieman’s time? We think not!
- Backwards compatible-ish... During a botched up Christmas Eve delivery, Santa’s elves are causing trouble in New York – only Dinky can stop them!
- A cracker-full of bad Christmas jokes and puns!
SCREENSHOTS
POLAR PAYNE
If you haven't played Dinky's first adventure 'Polar Payne', the download link is here:
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I am downloading this as hard as I can. Awesome.
freaking awesome! i need to get some free time to play this
Cool! :) (because the comment field is for mainly textual content and because a lot of non alphanumeric characters (*+_-#:) are not allowed, I must point out that with the colon and half parenthesis I mean to visually represent a "smiley face")
yeh i hope v5 of Moddb includes smileys (although i guess they encourage spam)...Hallow should probs check this mod out being the Max Payne freak that he is.
He's friends with Maddieman (as am I) so he knows. ;) I think the Max Payne modding community is small enough that everyone knows each other. :)
Yeah, the Max Payne modding community has always been fairly small. It's quite a comfortable working environment. That we still get noticed on a site like this is quite an honour though -- I guess we have Remedy and the lasting popularity of Max Payne to thank for that.
Nice work
This is psycotic :D
but fun indded
Thanks for the comments everyone. Hope you enjoy the mod. :)