It's Christmas Eve and Dinky is pissed. After returning home from his last adventure, Dinky discovers that his family have (once again) been kidnapped by the forces of evil. A mysterious trail of toys, tinsel, and wrapping paper leads into the night. Enraged and with nothing to lose, Dinky heads out to save his family from a grizzly (yet seasonal) demise... Coming Christmas 2007!

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Dinky, the bauble bustin' Polar Bear, is back to give Santa and his minions an arctic ass-kicking in this Christmas themed TC for Max Payne!

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Fashionably late, Payneful Productions present Polar Paradise - A Psychotic Action Parody for Max (freakin') Payne!

Set in the chilling backdrop of the North Pole, you play the role of Dinky, a polar bear who returns to his home on Christmas Eve to find his family have been kidnapped by Santa and forced to work in his evil Toy Factory. Enraged and with nothing to lose, Dinky heads out seeking vengeance!

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FEATURES


  • Festive Christmas parody!
  • Wacky new enemies – with new animations and OTT™ voice acting!
  • 2 Large, colourful new levels filled with icy foes and an epic boss battle!
  • Festive themed toys weapons, including: – Snowballs! Mince-pie guns! Jingle Ball cannon! And the dreaded Christmas Turkey launcher!
  • NEW ‘FPS view’ mode lets you switch to first person for precision aiming!
  • Bear Fu – Stranded on a desert iceberg for 4 years, Dinky taught himself martial arts – Northern Bear style.
  • PolabungaCrazy Snowboarding bonus level included for your entertainment – can you beat Maddieman’s time? We think not!
  • Backwards compatible-ish... During a botched up Christmas Eve delivery, Santa’s elves are causing trouble in New York – only Dinky can stop them!
  • A cracker-full of bad Christmas jokes and puns!

SCREENSHOTS


Polabunga elf

pen kick

run elf2

POLAR PAYNE


If you haven't played Dinky's first adventure 'Polar Payne', the download link is here:

DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL POLAR PAYNE!


 

 

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VulpineComplex
VulpineComplex

I am downloading this as hard as I can. Awesome.

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Aeneas2020
Aeneas2020

freaking awesome! i need to get some free time to play this

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mikejkelley
mikejkelley

Cool! :) (because the comment field is for mainly textual content and because a lot of non alphanumeric characters (*+_-#:) are not allowed, I must point out that with the colon and half parenthesis I mean to visually represent a "smiley face")

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Aeneas2020
Aeneas2020

yeh i hope v5 of Moddb includes smileys (although i guess they encourage spam)...Hallow should probs check this mod out being the Max Payne freak that he is.

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mikejkelley
mikejkelley

He's friends with Maddieman (as am I) so he knows. ;) I think the Max Payne modding community is small enough that everyone knows each other. :)

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Maddieman Author
Maddieman

Yeah, the Max Payne modding community has always been fairly small. It's quite a comfortable working environment. That we still get noticed on a site like this is quite an honour though -- I guess we have Remedy and the lasting popularity of Max Payne to thank for that.

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hypesystem
hypesystem

Nice work

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Jigglenomicon
Jigglenomicon

This is psycotic :D
but fun indded

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Maddieman Author
Maddieman

Thanks for the comments everyone. Hope you enjoy the mod. :)

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