It's Christmas Eve and Dinky is pissed. After returning home from his last adventure, Dinky discovers that his family have (once again) been kidnapped by the forces of evil. A mysterious trail of toys, tinsel, and wrapping paper leads into the night. Enraged and with nothing to lose, Dinky heads out to save his family from a grizzly (yet seasonal) demise... Coming Christmas 2007!

Post news Report content RSS feed Polar Paradise Released!

Dinky, the bauble bustin' Polar Bear, is back to give Santa and his minions an arctic ass-kicking in this Christmas themed TC for Max Payne!

Posted by Maddieman on Jan 8th, 2008


Fashionably late, Payneful Productions present Polar Paradise - A Psychotic Action Parody for Max (freakin') Payne!

Set in the chilling backdrop of the North Pole, you play the role of Dinky, a polar bear who returns to his home on Christmas Eve to find his family have been kidnapped by Santa and forced to work in his evil Toy Factory. Enraged and with nothing to lose, Dinky heads out seeking vengeance!



  • Festive Christmas parody!
  • Wacky new enemies – with new animations and OTT™ voice acting!
  • 2 Large, colourful new levels filled with icy foes and an epic boss battle!
  • Festive themed toys weapons, including: – Snowballs! Mince-pie guns! Jingle Ball cannon! And the dreaded Christmas Turkey launcher!
  • NEW ‘FPS view’ mode lets you switch to first person for precision aiming!
  • Bear Fu – Stranded on a desert iceberg for 4 years, Dinky taught himself martial arts – Northern Bear style.
  • PolabungaCrazy Snowboarding bonus level included for your entertainment – can you beat Maddieman’s time? We think not!
  • Backwards compatible-ish... During a botched up Christmas Eve delivery, Santa’s elves are causing trouble in New York – only Dinky can stop them!
  • A cracker-full of bad Christmas jokes and puns!


Polabunga elf

pen kick

run elf2


If you haven't played Dinky's first adventure 'Polar Payne', the download link is here:




Post comment Comments
VulpineComplex Jan 8 2008 says:

I am downloading this as hard as I can. Awesome.

+2 votes     reply to comment
Aeneas2020 Jan 8 2008 says:

freaking awesome! i need to get some free time to play this

+2 votes     reply to comment
mikejkelley Jan 9 2008 says:

Cool! :) (because the comment field is for mainly textual content and because a lot of non alphanumeric characters (*+_-#:) are not allowed, I must point out that with the colon and half parenthesis I mean to visually represent a "smiley face")

+2 votes     reply to comment
Aeneas2020 Jan 9 2008 replied:

yeh i hope v5 of Moddb includes smileys (although i guess they encourage spam)...Hallow should probs check this mod out being the Max Payne freak that he is.

+2 votes     reply to comment
mikejkelley Jan 10 2008 replied:

He's friends with Maddieman (as am I) so he knows. ;) I think the Max Payne modding community is small enough that everyone knows each other. :)

+1 vote     reply to comment
Maddieman Author
Maddieman Jan 10 2008 replied:

Yeah, the Max Payne modding community has always been fairly small. It's quite a comfortable working environment. That we still get noticed on a site like this is quite an honour though -- I guess we have Remedy and the lasting popularity of Max Payne to thank for that.

+1 vote   reply to comment
hypesystem Jan 9 2008 says:

Nice work

+1 vote     reply to comment
Jigglenomicon Jan 10 2008 says:

This is psycotic :D
but fun indded

+1 vote     reply to comment
Maddieman Author
Maddieman Jan 10 2008 says:

Thanks for the comments everyone. Hope you enjoy the mod. :)

+1 vote   reply to comment
Post a comment

You are not logged in, your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community. Or sign in with your social account:

Max Payne
Max Payne
Send Message
Release date
Released 2008
Mod watch
Start tracking
Post news
Related Mods
Related Games
Max Payne
Max Payne First Person Shooter