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A blonde out rollerskating with her Ipod on, sees a salon and decides to go in and get a hair cut. When she goes in the lady sees her head phones and asks her to take them off, to which the blonde replys;

Can you cut around them, cause i can't take them off.

So the Hairdresser does what she says but while she's cutting her hair the Blonde falls asleep. While she's asleep the lady decides to take them off, and just as she does this the Blonde falls over dead. When the lady goes to hear what was playing she hears, "Breathe in... Breathe out..."



Q: What do you call an eternity?

A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.



Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.



Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?

A: You always hear about them but never see them.



Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?

A: They think their picture is being taken.



Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!



Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.



Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the W's



Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.



Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?

A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.



Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?

A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.



Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?

A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".



Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?

A: Because blondes would have to think them up.