watsonswail

"The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."

- Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (1870 - 1924)

A Few Fun Facts About Me:

1) My best score on the SAT writing portion was when I used Terminator and John Connor as the basis of my paper.

2) I love to write... nuff' said.

3) I should have been a teenager in the 1980's.

4) I admire body builders, but know I will never be one.

5) Being tall sucks sometimes, but sure beats being short. (Sorry Justin Goda).

6) I really care about the environment, but I will not hug your tree.

7) People tell me my voice makes me a "white Morgan Freeman"

8) I suck at math, but I can crank out papers faster than a college professor with a five hour energy and a redbull.

9) If there is a way to get hurt, I guarantee I will unintentionally find it.

10) I have blue eyes and blue is my favorite color.

11) My dog has an afro and we constantly harass him with Jimi Hendrix jokes and references.

12) I have ADHD and magic markers... Oh the fun I will have...

13) Coffee is the nectar of the gods... Tea is runner up.

14) If it provides significantly good nutritional value, I can eat it.

15) Fast food doesn't get along with my stomach.

16) I can't stand to use pencils on anything, thus I hate scantron sheets.

17) I am an on/off grammar nazi and a hypocrite.

18) I hate trying to be a good student, but I do it anyways.

19) I rarely get enough sleep.

20) I wish I could dance!

21) Texting is annoying.

22) Crazy? I was crazy once! My mom locked me in a room with no corners! I almost died! Died I died once! Then the worms came! They drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once...

23) I admire pipe hitters.

24) Victoria Amat Curam, Acta Non Verba, Momento Mori.
I live by these words.

25) FarCry is my favorite video game hands down. If I could be Jack Carver I would!

26) I show several similarities to John Travolta's character in Pulp Fiction.

27) Certifiably a punk.