I guess it's time for a new bio since I've had the other one for eons. Head dev of Insolence, I have some very limited experience with coding, yadda yadda yadda.

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Posted by TheZealot on Jun 3rd, 2012

I SWEAR TO GOD, THE FUCKING ANTARCTICAN GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE. THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TIME TO STRIKE ME DOWN AND MAKE ME MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FLAMINGOS COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE EVER. THE OBSERVATIONAL ANTARCTICAN GOVERNMENT IS CRAFTY, SO THAT IS WHY I HAVE LOCKED MYSELF IN MY CLOSET WITH MY LAPTOP! INSOLENCE DEVELOPMENT IS SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS, IT MIGHT BE A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE THE NEXT UPDATE. GAH! THE FUCKING VOICE! IT'S TELLING ME TO PULL THE PLUG ON INSOLENCE, BUT BY GOD I WON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO THE CHARGONISTS! THE FUCKING CHARGONISTS! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ANY AND ALL LEAK MODS FOR THEIR FALSE EVIL CAUSE! OH MY GOD! HELP ME! SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME! THEY TRIED TO DESTROY MY WRITING UTENSILS AND MY TOOTHBRUSH AND TOOTHPASTE BUT I GOT TO THEM BEFORE THE CHARGONISTS DID! THE DIABOLICAL PUMPKIN PUPPETEERS ARE WORKING WITH THE ANTARCTICAN GANGSTER CHARGONIST GOVERNMENT IN AN ATTEMPT TO BRING DOWN ANY AND ALL LEAK MODS ONCE AND FOR ALL! DARK INTERVAL HAS ALREADY BEEN DESTROYED BY THE CHARGONIST ANTARCTICAN GANGSTER PUMPKIN GANGSTER PUPPETS, AND INSOLENCE IS NEXT! THEN IT WILL ALL COME CRASHING DOWN ON MISSING INFORMATION! WE CAN'T EVER LET THAT HAPPEN TO THE LEAK COMMUNITY OR ALL HOPE IS LOST! THE GANGSTER PUMPKIN PUPPETEER ANTARCTICAN CHARGONISTS WILL NOT SUCCEED. MARK MY WORDS!

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TwilightClarkle
TwilightClarkle Jun 13 2012, 3:36pm says:

Listen to Radiohead, all the answers are there. Especially 2+2=5 and a wolf at the door.

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psilocibinum
psilocibinum Jul 6 2012, 12:50am says:

I wear a hat from a foil - is helps.

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