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Latest tweets from @tom_bourne_
@card_shark Shark type to run along side merfolk
Feb 20 2014, 1:20pm
Feb 18 2014, 2:06pm
@ArianaGrande So its 10 minutes past twelve in the morning and i'm pretty sure you still haven't asked me out today, last chance x
Feb 13 2014, 7:11pm
Two girls walk into a bar. One says owch. Entropy collapses as tumbleweed everywhere sings. Cows fall. Falling...tweeting. The lustbringer.
Dec 21 2013, 7:11am
@ItsOwainH but i like my coffee rich and white ;)
Oct 13 2013, 6:16pm
Been stood in a womans house for twenty minutes waiting to get paid, and she then told me i would be better off going into modelling XS lel
Sep 27 2013, 5:44am
Dying in the middle of cardigan - fun times
Aug 28 2013, 1:35pm
i was planning on sleeping tonight, ah well better late than never
Jul 27 2013, 11:51pm
Why are chairs in business always so uncomfortable
Jul 24 2013, 6:32am