A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

Umm, what is Gripen doing so far of Sweden?

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SveaRikeSoldier Author
SveaRikeSoldier - - 1,625 comments

The ISAF is doing a search and destroy mission in northern Canada, and the Air Force is supporting them!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

As far as I know Sweden is still neutral and not in any military pact. Do you have any aircraft carrier?

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SveaRikeSoldier Author
SveaRikeSoldier - - 1,625 comments

No, but we have had an aircraft carrying battleship once.

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Attack of cupcakes! They'll kill us all! Or, we'll eat them, either way ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!