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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
No Swimming
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umm.. where can i swim
Don't you get it? It reads: "No swimming in this area". Where should you swim? It is pointless to put up a sign were you actually cant swim.
dry lake
What if I were to bring in a pool. Could I still not swim here?