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Possibly cooler than repeatedly puking from back pain is spilling that puke bag all over your clean clothes. #grosstweetfortheday

21hours 33mins ago

Just saw a couple slow dancing to the Harlem Shake.

May 18 2013, 12:40am

Even better than cute girls coming to my shows is cute girls bringing other cute girls to my shows.

May 17 2013, 11:40pm

Get drunk and like all the Facebook statuses.

May 16 2013, 12:59am

Still suffer from cold sweats whenever there is a Beatles question at trivia. If I get it wrong, what a waste my life has been thus far.

May 16 2013, 12:24am

Considering it's Mother's day, this episode of Matlock is pretty sexual.

May 12 2013, 2:54pm

A woman just left the liquor store and casually puked three times while walking away. Must be food poisoning.

May 9 2013, 7:52pm

Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem were in Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" music video. Bigger question may be why I shared this publicly.

May 8 2013, 2:58am

I still can not fuck with tomato membranes.

May 7 2013, 10:43pm

I'm pretty sure all ladies with dreadlocks are babes.

May 7 2013, 9:12pm

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