Just your average video game enthusiast.
Fucking hell, I said I'd post a blog every day, but apparently my brain disaggres and decided to forget to post today's blog.
Anyway, I got nothing for you, unfortunately. Sorry.
Well, that's not true, I'm now a "community manager" over at centration.co and might even get paid for it!
I'll try to post something interesting for you tomorrow IF ONE OF YOU MUTES ACTUALLY FUCKING COMMENT ON ONE OF MY BLOGS JESUS CHRIST IT'S LIKE A GHOST TOWN IN HERE.
Regardless, check this blog if you'd like to play some games with me.
Anyway on the forum I'm on, there's a guy who's setting-up a Space Station 13 server, and he was asking people to make a splash-screen for when people first log-in, so I made this:
By the way, it's not a typo, it's meant to be "Space Centration 13" on the panel.
Check this blog if you'd like to play some games with me.
Quick, gonna think of an idea fast! UHHH! Uhhh...
WARFRAME IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD! I'D RECOMMEND PLAYING IT IF YOU CAN GET A BETA KEY!
IT'S A F2P COOP 3RD PERSON SHOOTER WHERE YOU PLAY AS A CYBORG SPACE NINJA!
HERE'S SOME PICTURES!
HERE'S A VIDEO!
CHECK THIS BLOG IF YOU'D LIKE TO PLAY WITH ME!
Did it work? Well if you're reading this then yes, of course.
Anyway, if you weren't a lazy son of a bitch (or daughter, I don't discriminate), maybe you actually read yesterday's blog post. If that's the case, WOW. You really have nothing better to do with your life, do you? Don't respond to that, it was rhetorical. In any case, maybe you thought that I was lying when I said I was gonna make one of these every day. Well, if you actually thought that, here's a little message I've got for you:
Though I am not actually Dr. Cox (or any kind of doctor for that matter), I do imply that YOU WERE WRONG HAHA WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
That was not a rhetorical question, so I shall answer it: me, that's the answer.
What I DID lie about was that I thought that it was easy to get attention here on Desura. No, as a matter of fact Desura is actually for losers. I should just stop wasting my genius here and move over to Tumblr or something. I can't really do that, though, because nobody would be here to tell you how stupid you all are for using Desura, and we can't have that now, can we?
By the way, that last clip counts as your "entertainment" for the day on this blog.
Regardless, if you'd like to chill out with me (and by that I mean play video games, but not in person, just online, as far away from you as possible), just check my first blog post.
- Spencer is not here. Anymore. Again.
More blog posts. Bitches love blog posts.
ANYWAY, I'm rather surprised and happy at how easy it is for a blog-slash-user (using "/" is WAY too mainstream) to maintain some decent amount of attention, relative to the size of the Desura userbase which to be honest is rather small, unfortunately (I mean Steam has 200 to 400 times the number of online users that Desura has, step it up people).
CONSIDERING THIS FACTOR (using all-caps helps me maintain your attention, like you're about to be killed by a ninja or something) I shall now post a blog daily to try to get a constant stream of views for no apparent reason what-so-ever, even though you plebians don't deserve to be exposed to the radiance of my wisdom and intelligence.
Maybe one day I'll post a review. Maybe one day I'll post a video I made. Maybe I'm right behind you with a knife, ready to slit your throat if you make any sudden moves (don't look behind you, by the way). Regardless, I shall make you laugh (or else) and make your time on this blog at least somewhat worthwhile*.
*Not legally binding.
Anyway, maybe I'll just start copying things like Halolz does and wait for the money, booze, drugs and fame to come to me effortlessly. There, that's a good place to start:
Now, if you didn't get any of that, you're simply too stupid to appreciate the intricate complexities of Neo-Dada and you should get the HELL OUT OF THIS BLOG because you're not the kind of audience I want.
Wait, I was kidding, don't go! IT WAS SATIRE YOU TWIT!
Aaaanyways, if you'd like to chill out with me (because I'm obviously a cool and attractive person), just check my first blog post. If you're one of the few people that actually read my first blog post when it came out, THEN CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A FUCKING HIPSTER, YOU LOSER!
- Spencer is outta this joint!
I'm horrible at making blogs. The last blog post I've made was about 4 years ago, on the old version of Gametrailer.com and there's a reason I haven't made another since.
Anyways, I like to game with people, no matter the age or geological location. I have a few requirements, though: they need a microphone, they need to be able to speak a respectable amount of english, and they should be able to have "Serious Fun." "Serious Fun" means that they like to have fun while still being able to do the in-game objective, and not just goofing around ALL the time.
If you do fit these criterion, feel free to add me on Desura and Steam.
I'm looking for team mates living in North America, preferably East Coast (or people that don't mind playing on a high-ping server).
I'm looking for gaming partners for the following games (in order of priority):
I'm always looking to play some new games, though, so feel free to make suggestions.
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