Salsa_Shark is a screen name I started using in December of 2004, it comes from the 1994 movie Clerks. I'm known elsewhere on the internet as Devious_Malcontent or DeviousMalcon_t depending on character limits. I'm Australian but my family is Italian, and I live in southeast regional Victoria. I'm a programmer by trade, but I also do modelling and texturing, as well as everything else in between. I'm a real firm believer in open source software as well as philosophy; I've always believed that knowledge is power and that knowledge should be free and shared amongst others. I'm a huge Rammstein fan! Just PM me if you want to know more... ;)

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Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 20 2014, 7:46am says:

Cartridge tilting for cats IRL.

+1 vote   media: 666
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Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 8:15am says:

Whenever I read something from you it always gives me jitters, like it's really good, it has me really excited for this novel; Hope it go's really well and you become like the next J. K./J. R. R./initials of famous authors person! :D

+2 votes   article: Short Story - Death
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 12:22am says:

I think I own at least the shareware version of each of those games, so I may actually buy this.

R.I.P in peace Dos PC game revolution ;_;

+1 vote   article: 3D Realms is Back
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 12:19am says:

I'm guessing this is drawing reference to the fact that the game itself is just one large cinematic.

+2 votes   media: Call of Duty Ghosts on the Xbone
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 12:17am says:

My guess is, as this predates self-promotion on social media, the developer's probably did this to showcase their work.

+1 vote   media: John Cash
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 12:14am says:

Wow! I thought this was a photograph when I first saw it.

+1 vote   media: Lute
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 12:12am says:

my friend owns 150 copies of this game.

I have no idea why.

+1 vote   media: IGN's wet dream
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2014, 12:09am says:

10/10
bretty good

+2 votes   media: Tribes ascend
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 1 2014, 2:28am replied:

Oh, :O I never actually thought about it that way, I guess if you feel that's the way it may be interpreted lets opt for fantasy then. ;)

+1 vote   article: The ModDB Adventure
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Oct 2 2014, 7:55pm says:

Awesome! I was going to suggest we find a way to standardise the many different attributes a character can have, but your form seems to have taken care of that. ;)

As for my character I'm still procrastinating\trying to do assignments. :s

+2 votes   article: The ModDB Adventure UPDATE!
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Oct 1 2014, 1:31am says:

Very much on par with a lot of modern game graphics good stuff, keep it up! :D

+1 vote   media: Building almost done...
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Salsa_Shark Oct 1 2014, 1:29am replied:

Yay that's me! :P

I have an idea for a world\kingdom name, but you don't have to use it if you don't want too; Moddberover, pronounced in several different ways as this kingdom\world has many languages "moo-dover", "mooh-do-be-over", or "Mod-do-be-over", - in reference to the developer hell that many members go through when developing mods.

+2 votes   article: The ModDB Adventure
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Sep 30 2014, 11:52pm says:

I could not agree more. :D

+1 vote   media: Man Shoots Self In Arm
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Aug 2 2014, 7:12am says:

Are you Dutch?

+1 vote   member: Dutch_Gamer
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 12 2014, 9:26am says:

Omg yes! :D that’s awesome!! #$#$%$#@534 :DDDd

+2 votes   media: "Mercenary" & "Talisman"
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 12 2014, 9:24am replied:

3D, (it's for that unfinished game project on my profile) I usually fill all the roles, modeller, texture, graphics, art, sound (although music I'll probably outsource) and programming. :)

+2 votes   media: Coming Soon...
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 6 2014, 8:28am says:

My neck hurts. :(

+2 votes   media: My back hurts
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 6 2014, 8:26am says:

Awesome! :D

I should really get on with making my game company. :S

+2 votes   media: Coming Soon...
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 12 2014, 10:51pm says:

2spooky4me

+4 votes   media: Skary kurwa
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 5 2014, 10:18am says:

The only thing I am scared of is running out of internet!
D:

+1 vote   media: Scared yet ??
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 5 2014, 10:17am says:

put a Crimea bar in your pants; c'mon now, just grab it!

+1 vote   media: Crimea
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 9:04am says:

What about a censored-reverse-centaur? :P

+2 votes   media: centaurs
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:39am says:

Story of my life.

+2 votes   media: Laugh.
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:28am says:

RIP in peace. :,(

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:27am says:

Forever alone guys first name is Yash?

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:24am says:

For me, it's always the right headphone that dies first. >.<

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:23am says:

Floating trees = Minecraft. xD

+2 votes   media: have some more
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:19am says:

France made me lol :D

+1 vote   media: have some more humor
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:10am says:

It's actually called a Roman salute before it became known for use in a neo-fascist context: En.wikipedia.org

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 3 2014, 4:03am says:

Well I certainly didn't expect that. xD

+1 vote   media: DOUBLE FALCON PUNCH
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Mar 7 2014, 9:41pm says:

Holy f*** that is awesome! Looks better then when I saw it on my phone. :P

+2 votes   media: Weekly drawing #16: Black Knight
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Mar 2 2014, 7:08am says:

Some things never change. :D

+2 votes   media: stuff
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Aug 25 2013, 10:10am says:

I am the complete opposite of privacy freak mostly because I am lazy... but more so because I don't have any friends in real life. *cries in the corner*

+2 votes   media: Privacy Freak
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 23 2013, 11:30pm says:

Yeah I hate compasses too! They're all like pointy and ****... Spider!!!!

+7 votes   media: I hate it
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 19 2013, 2:23am says:

I guess we will be seeing him in moo-nicipal court.

+12 votes   media: ...
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 16 2013, 9:57am says:

Pose. 8)

+4 votes   media: Yeah, I go hard...
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 5 2013, 12:59am replied:

Sad, but that's what swag does to a person.

Swag. Not even once! ಠ_ಠ

+9 votes   media: the other funnies of today
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 5 2013, 12:56am says:

Hehe, they so high right now. :)

+2 votes   media: the other funnies of today
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 2 2013, 12:39am says:

Swag. Not even once! ಠ_ಠ

+11 votes   media: No no I will get it
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 2 2013, 12:26am says:

tehe silly Belgian, always being nice to peoples. :P

+5 votes   media: country balls!
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 18 2013, 9:14am says:

kill it before it breeds!

+2 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 2 2013, 10:08am says:

When I finally found a toilet after two hours of searching for one, that, that was a better love story then Twilight.

+7 votes   media: Picture dump.
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 23 2013, 12:02am says:

I actually had a really big bastard come in to my house the other day, not as big as this but still enough to scare the **** out of me, I killed it with a rolling pin. :)

+9 votes   media: Stralia
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 21 2013, 12:20am says:

O_O I hope this isn't on the exam.

+4 votes   media: Mindbuck
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 13 2013, 3:53am says:

I like you! :D

+5 votes   media: I rescued this cat! :D
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 3 2013, 6:09am says:

I think I'm in that weird part of Moddb again.

+3 votes   media: Have some fun
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 1 2013, 8:44am replied:

No that doesn't sound crazy at all! :D

I hate flash.

+1 vote   media: a solid reason
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Apr 21 2013, 7:46am says:

This does look pretty awesome!

+2 votes   media: Huge Lego build
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Feb 18 2013, 7:06pm says:

This feel...

I know it.

I.imgur.com

+2 votes   media: Women
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jan 8 2013, 2:56am says:

I earned new achv [Team Work] :D

+2 votes   media: Events on Tweeria
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jan 7 2013, 7:56am says:

Figured Arky would be the first one to break the game ^_^

+5 votes   media: How?
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jan 7 2013, 7:52am says:

Ha nice! :D
I also haz stash. :3

+1 vote   media: Terran Republic T Shirt!
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 30 2012, 12:29am says:

I can't read this the text is upside-down :(

+10 votes   media: to space from australia
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 22 2012, 9:00pm replied:

Yeah that's what I hate the most about Facebook is touchy friends; some people take stuff way too seriously on that site. :\

+5 votes   media: Child Slavery
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 17 2012, 8:30pm says:

Nom nom nom :O you are a Cannibal!

+3 votes   media: Why yes, I do like pears
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 8 2012, 7:53pm says:

Has anyone said 'Murica! yet?

+2 votes   media: Abraham Lincoln riding on his Bear
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 3 2012, 8:49pm replied:

What! No lego I knew I had a deprived childhood but even I had lego! :O

+3 votes   article: Minecraft
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 28 2012, 8:22pm replied:

Pre-pear yourself for the pear puns! xD

+3 votes   media: Pears
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 28 2012, 8:19pm says:

I was not pre-pear-ed for this. 0_0

+3 votes   media: Pears
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 24 2012, 8:01pm says:

:O I hope it's not made from real cat! :S

+9 votes   media: new energy drink
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 15 2012, 7:26am replied:

Haha.
And I try to make my comments meaningful :( I guess that's why their ranks so high.
If a user does this we should report them, or at least do a mass karma burn on all their comments.
It's not like they're contributing anything meaningful to the site.

+2 votes   media: comments thing on profiles :D
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 7 2012, 8:44pm replied:

Thanks! :D

+3 votes   article: Paintball skirmish
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 5 2012, 6:35pm says:

This is genius!

+3 votes   media: a trap
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Sep 21 2012, 8:31am replied:

Te he, I got to take some more photos of my cats :3

+3 votes   media: My new toy :3
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 8 2012, 9:42pm replied:

@cork279: it is actually :P

+2 votes   article: I Am Seven - Teaser
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Salsa_Shark May 8 2012, 9:41pm replied:

I think it's very original, and I don't think there's anything wrong with using games as inspiration. ;)

+2 votes   article: I Am Seven - Teaser
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 8 2012, 5:00am says:

I liked it :3 reminds me of portal for some reason.

+4 votes   article: I Am Seven - Teaser
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 3 2012, 7:54am replied:

It's OK, take your time, I'm a bit of a slacker :P I'll probably upload mine on the weekend.

+2 votes   article: !New Blog! Topic: Contests, Pictures, and more!
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 2 2012, 6:18am says:

Lol, I remember this, yes! :)

And yeah, the picture update thing does work =D I'll upload some pictures on my profile soon.

+2 votes   article: !New Blog! Topic: Contests, Pictures, and more!
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Mar 20 2012, 8:28pm says:

I LOL'D :D

+3 votes   media: Backwards!
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Feb 18 2012, 5:19pm says:

I've got to hand it to you Gavin, you've really out done your self this time. ;)

+1 vote   media: I need a hand... Ho ho hooooo...
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jan 24 2012, 6:43am says:

Up Karma all the things!

+11 votes   media: Time Left?
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Nov 2 2011, 3:14am says:

Needs more cowbell.

+3 votes   media: OverDose ViDoc - Misc Models And Shizzle
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Sep 12 2011, 12:40am says:

cake!

+2 votes   article: Riddle
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Aug 15 2011, 11:28pm says:

I like jelly,

+2 votes   media: OverDose ViDoc - Parallax Occlusion Mapping
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 27 2011, 2:18am says:

What version of Ubuntu are you coding/testing Desura on?

"one of you users may even manage to write a hacked up Desura theme" :D

+3 votes   article: Desura Linux Development - Downloads and Bug Fixes
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 15 2011, 10:50pm says:

cute :)

+3 votes   media: my kitty
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 24 2010, 4:00am replied:

Well I've started to see 16 GB USB's for $50 and 32 GB ones for $100, so I think that day will be sooner then you think :)

+2 votes   media: My Messy Desktop
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark May 22 2010, 10:00pm replied:

Oh yeah, I posted that before I sore the article :P

+2 votes   member: Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Feb 8 2010, 6:19am says:

I wish I could go but it's in another country :(

+8 votes   poll: Whos attending GDC this year?
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Dec 29 2009, 7:07am says:

Ok that's a leopard

YaY my Favorite Tank :)

+1 vote   media: Leopard 2A5
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Oct 24 2009, 7:43am says:

this game rules

+1 vote   download: ASCIIpOrtal Win32 binary
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jul 1 2009, 10:28pm replied:

beta

+1 vote   download: Duke Theft Auto 1.0
Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark Jun 27 2009, 4:58am says:

Can you please give me a list of all the track titles that are in this game

+1 vote   download: Duke Theft Auto 1.0
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