"The past holds wise men as well as fools;
Why, then, do we listen only to the foolish
When we have another choice?"
"There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." -excerpt from a 2007 Texas bill
X-Files on a box of chocolates
America vs. China, China wins with shovels
A great description of homestuck, aka the best webcomic ever.