pleaseendmyfuckingsu

C CONTACC I M M E D I A T E L Y



11:36 PM - where the fuck is my dick: ima fucking ground you
11:36 PM - where the fuck is my dick: eye see you take a piss
11:43 PM - where the fuck is my dick: i drive penises
10:48 PM - minutes since name change: 0: what
10:48 PM - minutes since name change: 0: the fuck
11:46 PM - where the fuck is my dick: idk
11:46 PM - where the fuck is my dick: im tired
11:50 PM - where the fuck is my dick: i speak gay
Saturday, June 10, 2017
12:05 AM - where the fuck is my dick: 2 cat


12:22 AM - Adastra: dude let your dad play this game he'll fucking love me
12:22 AM - open bobs: no
12:22 AM - Adastra: i was gonna say love you
12:22 AM - Adastra: but he never will
12:22 AM - Adastra: X
12:22 AM - Adastra: D
12:23 AM - open bobs: oof


12:28 AM - it's a party every week baby: im ya man
12:28 AM - open bobs: LOOK OUT WE'VE GOT THE TALIBAN ATTACKING THE WHITE HOUSE
12:28 AM - it's a party every week baby: nah
12:29 AM - it's a party every week baby: cory was the best anti-terrorist mechanism
12:29 AM - it's a party every week baby: nobody'll fucking attack him
12:29 AM - it's a party every week baby: he's damn immortal
12:29 AM - it's a party every week baby: literally just smiles at them and they fucking implode if he so pleases
12:29 AM - it's a party every week baby: jesus bows down


Schrodinger's Boner:

A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid

12:38 AM - DreamPhoenix: how personal do u want me to go
12:38 AM - cory in the crack house: we're close enough to share our favorite hentai
12:38 AM - cory in the crack house: fuck do you think

lalogames: rawr
lalogames: x3
lalogames: that means I love to put my cock in your ass
lalogames: in dinosaur